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Song Parodies -> "Frosty the Dope Man"
Original Song Title:
"Frosty the Snow Man"
Original Performer:
Holiday Songs
Parody Song Title:
"Frosty the Dope Man"
Parody Written by:
John Andelfigner
The Lyrics
Wrote this and then realized others had done the same....>.<
Frosty the dope man
Was a jolly drugged up soul
Had a black crack pipe and a powdery nose
And two eyes made out of Skoal
Down in the alley
Is where he scored his smack each day
He has blood shot eyes and a bloodied nose
From all the coke he sniffed today
There must have been some real good shit
In that used syringe he found
For when he shot it in his veins
He began to see pink clowns
Frosty the dope man
Always kept his blunts real close
He started to itch, thinking of his next fix
Praying this time he won't overdose
Puffity puff puff
Puffity puff puff
Look at Frosty toke
Puffity puff puff
Puffity puff puff
Frosty had his last smoke
Was a jolly drugged up soul
Had a black crack pipe and a powdery nose
And two eyes made out of Skoal
Down in the alley
Is where he scored his smack each day
He has blood shot eyes and a bloodied nose
From all the coke he sniffed today
There must have been some real good shit
In that used syringe he found
For when he shot it in his veins
He began to see pink clowns
Frosty the dope man
Always kept his blunts real close
He started to itch, thinking of his next fix
Praying this time he won't overdose
Puffity puff puff
Puffity puff puff
Look at Frosty toke
Puffity puff puff
Puffity puff puff
Frosty had his last smoke
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Another funny version, though
You just scored another hit of Holiday Cheer! ;D
I see you're rather new here - so welcome to AmIRight!!!...This one had me rolling with laughter all the way through it!!!...555!!! (By the way, the other parodies done to this OS were completely different from yours - so don't worry about infringing on what others have done.)
Good job. I didn't know that frosty had a shady side. And that lump of coal is an onyx.
Thanks for all the comments. Glad you all like it! Yeah I'm pretty new but hope to submit more in the future :)
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