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Song Parodies -> "We Three Kings (from Autoland are)"
Original Song Title:
"We Three Kings"
Original Performer:
Holiday Songs
Parody Song Title:
"We Three Kings (from Autoland are)"
Parody Written by:
Timmy1000
The Lyrics
Maybe with this submission, they'll consider me for the job of "Car Czar"; I don't know what it entails, but the title is great.
We three kings from Autoland are
Begging gifts, we traverse afar
Hybrids driving, bailout striving
Hollering for a Czar
Scorn we bring on Autoland's stain
Bold we sing to crown us again
Strings forever, ceasing never,
Over us Czar to reign.
Oh, Czar of wonder, Czar of might,
Czar of brutal bailout blight,
Pestered pleading still proceeding,
Guide us through thy budget tight.
Wrecks and dents to offer have I
Intense groans, a vanity sigh
Chairman choking, chills evoking,
Worship him, Czar most high.
Oh, Czar of wonder, Czar of might,
Czar of brutal bailout blight,
Pestered pleading still proceeding,
Guide us through thy budget tight.
Luring line of borrowing room,
Breathes of strife, of impending doom,
Wallowing, crying, pleading, dying,
Sealed in the Senate tomb.
Oh, Czar of wonder, Czar of might,
Czar of brutal bailout blight,
Pestered pleading still proceeding,
Guide us through thy budget tight.
Begging gifts, we traverse afar
Hybrids driving, bailout striving
Hollering for a Czar
Scorn we bring on Autoland's stain
Bold we sing to crown us again
Strings forever, ceasing never,
Over us Czar to reign.
Oh, Czar of wonder, Czar of might,
Czar of brutal bailout blight,
Pestered pleading still proceeding,
Guide us through thy budget tight.
Wrecks and dents to offer have I
Intense groans, a vanity sigh
Chairman choking, chills evoking,
Worship him, Czar most high.
Oh, Czar of wonder, Czar of might,
Czar of brutal bailout blight,
Pestered pleading still proceeding,
Guide us through thy budget tight.
Luring line of borrowing room,
Breathes of strife, of impending doom,
Wallowing, crying, pleading, dying,
Sealed in the Senate tomb.
Oh, Czar of wonder, Czar of might,
Czar of brutal bailout blight,
Pestered pleading still proceeding,
Guide us through thy budget tight.
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nicely penned.....fits the "seeking for a savior" concept of the OS well
Great write, Sir ! This is ever so true and it moves well with this ancient Christmas Carol. Thank you, Sir !
Funnier than exploding cigars,
this Car Czar spoof deserves fifteen stars.
Fives (times three) it's worth sez me ...
measured in har-har-hars ....
:-)
this Car Czar spoof deserves fifteen stars.
Fives (times three) it's worth sez me ...
measured in har-har-hars ....
:-)
Did I read a parody with nearly the same title, and the same theme idea posted on Dec. 15, entitled, " We Three(Auto Industry) Kings" by a Dr. BLT?
Wonderer - yes you did. I saw that after I posted. I guess great minds sometimes think alike. I coulddn't leave the idea of a "Car Czar" alone. Why a Czar (or Tsar)? Probably the reason we TARP and all those other acronyms no one understands. Thanks all.
Isn't it strange that in an alleged democracy, we want a Czar, which means "dictator", for everything? (Fun fact for the day: Originally derived from "Caesar", quite the dictator himself.) ... Nice subs and puns. 555
The Wonderer: I've seen times where an identical joke appeared in a wholesale comedy service, the Daily Show, and Jay Leno, each with their own writers, all on the same day. In the business, it's referred to as a gag that's "out there" -- i. e., the gag or pun or switch is obvious enough to be found by many. So long as the lyrics are different, there's no plagiarism, if that's what you're implying. See, for example, these two, posted on the same day, same title, same theme:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/genepitney9.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/genepitney8.shtml
The Wonderer: I've seen times where an identical joke appeared in a wholesale comedy service, the Daily Show, and Jay Leno, each with their own writers, all on the same day. In the business, it's referred to as a gag that's "out there" -- i. e., the gag or pun or switch is obvious enough to be found by many. So long as the lyrics are different, there's no plagiarism, if that's what you're implying. See, for example, these two, posted on the same day, same title, same theme:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/genepitney9.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/genepitney8.shtml
Car Czar yourself... this rules!
Excellent spoof of 3 misguided executives and very good job of making difficult rhyme pattern look easy.
:-) Isn't Car Czar a file sharing program, though?
After we're taxed for the bailout, we won't have any money left over to buy new cars.
Phil A: You're thinking of Kazaa. CarCzar is a money-sharing program..... The Govt. hacks into our bank accounts, steals what little is stored there, and sends it to the execs, who will probably (and should) flee to Nigeria.
Very nicely written. 555
Stan: Funny you should mention the "exploding cigars" version of this song. My Mum says she used to sing that as a kid.
Stan: Funny you should mention the "exploding cigars" version of this song. My Mum says she used to sing that as a kid.
Today at the PostOffice I bought the Holiday stamps with the 'old US-Cars' ! Love that '57 Chrysler . . . Only on postage stamps will we ever see USmade autos again . . . ever !
Thanks all.
Stan and Jonathan - as a kid, I too rememebr the cigars, but they were rubber cigars that exploded.
TT - when the execs get to Nigeria, we'll get emails from them to "sponsor" them getting money into the US. So, we'll make some money on the deal when we respond to the emails.
WE THREE KINGS IN OUR BIG CAR,WE HAVE TO TRAVEL SO FAR,COSTUMES WAITING ITS IRATING,TO UP WITH BRRICARCY
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