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Song Parodies -> "Billy and Hillary (were lovers)"
Original Song Title:
"Frankie and Johnny (were lovers)"
Original Performer:
Hughie Cannon, 1904 Copyright
Parody Song Title:
"Billy and Hillary (were lovers)"
Parody Written by:
Linda Terhune
The Lyrics
Her "35 years" is equal to no real experience at all... heck, she hasn't even run a small burger joint! ... Her economic plan that consists of spending that will raise taxes considerably - on gas, (50 cents per), federal taxes, of course, inheritance taxes (tax on money already taxed) and much more... But -- WEE!!!. GIVE US LESS OF OUR OWN MONEY, SHILLARY, and be sure to give all newborns $500 ea., make us pay for your welfare healthcare expansion, reward all illegal aliens who broke our laws and give them free college, SSI, driver's licenses and as many more benefits as you possible can muster up - all on us, of course! WE'LL BE MORE THAN GLAD to have a LOT more taken from OUR PAYCHEKCS so we can support them & your open boarders plan! We'd LOVE LOVE LOVE to be forced to learn Spanish to get a job & allow illegal aliens to speak only Spanish & be protected from discrimination because they can't speak English! DUH! We want all you have to offer yourself - from your socialist nation dreams to seeing that you become the first woman president, (it is, after all, your birthright & isn't that all that is important anyway?) Yep, have all of it - we want you to --- and do you know why Shrill??? Cuz you are OUR SAVIOR of course - You, Hillary (& Billy), our salvation! Your lies are golden to the multitude of suckers who support you & we know how very proud you are of your greatness - and we want you to proud too!
Billy and Hillary were lovers
'Least once in '79
Swore to be true to each other
But both thought the ladies fine
He did her wrong,
but that's another song
Billy and Hillary are liars
A few million lies between them
scandals they work so hard to hide
Just how many of their staff have died?
Oh gosh surely these two,
are scandals through and through!
Billy and Hillary dropped 5 mil
And appeared to do so doughty
Still they hide their tax returns
And the big bucks from that Saudi
White House docs we can't see
So what you hiding Hillary?
Billy and Hillary play dirty
And two-faced is all they can be
one day sweet on TV debates
the next on an attacking spree
They’d do anything to win
(But did nothing to catch old Bin)
Billy and Hillary are pouting
Oh lordy how they can whine!
Sniff whine sniff pout so many times
Old Hillary ain't got no spine
And her 11 streak loss
May mean it's Hillary we toss!
Roll Clinton's out fast and easy
Take their lies and scandals too
But baby don't get on their bad side
You'll go missing - you know its true!
He was her man,
also Beth's, Julie's and Jan's!
Enough of your 35 years of
experience that you just ain't got
You have no executive practice - none
Run nothing - you ain't done squat
Ready to lead? (Oh doubts)
Likely more whines and pouts
I hope they arrest good ol' Hillary
For her latest financial fraud!
I'm loving they got her on tape
Would love to see her firing squad
Won't sleaze out of this crime...
And Billy can be playboy full time!
Hillary ain't got any morals
Billy is void of them too
Their story only goes to show you
There ain't no good in them two
They're just cons this pair,
frauds and liars I swear!
'Least once in '79
Swore to be true to each other
But both thought the ladies fine
He did her wrong,
but that's another song
Billy and Hillary are liars
A few million lies between them
scandals they work so hard to hide
Just how many of their staff have died?
Oh gosh surely these two,
are scandals through and through!
Billy and Hillary dropped 5 mil
And appeared to do so doughty
Still they hide their tax returns
And the big bucks from that Saudi
White House docs we can't see
So what you hiding Hillary?
Billy and Hillary play dirty
And two-faced is all they can be
one day sweet on TV debates
the next on an attacking spree
They’d do anything to win
(But did nothing to catch old Bin)
Billy and Hillary are pouting
Oh lordy how they can whine!
Sniff whine sniff pout so many times
Old Hillary ain't got no spine
And her 11 streak loss
May mean it's Hillary we toss!
Roll Clinton's out fast and easy
Take their lies and scandals too
But baby don't get on their bad side
You'll go missing - you know its true!
He was her man,
also Beth's, Julie's and Jan's!
Enough of your 35 years of
experience that you just ain't got
You have no executive practice - none
Run nothing - you ain't done squat
Ready to lead? (Oh doubts)
Likely more whines and pouts
I hope they arrest good ol' Hillary
For her latest financial fraud!
I'm loving they got her on tape
Would love to see her firing squad
Won't sleaze out of this crime...
And Billy can be playboy full time!
Hillary ain't got any morals
Billy is void of them too
Their story only goes to show you
There ain't no good in them two
They're just cons this pair,
frauds and liars I swear!
Here is yet another golden opportunity to learn more truths about Hillary .. "Americans should learn what I have never been able to learn - they need to learn Spanish so that those who do not speak English can have services like hospital care and public education - and have someone to talk to when in need" -- "I voted against English as our official language" "I will stop the boarder fence from being built" ... (All for open boards and for our footing the bill, say "HILLARY ROCKS!")
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