It's bad for your health

You're claimin' that you've found a dynamic that is sound
'Cause it's fun to joke around with a good friend, that's allowed
It's sad you must be told but I must be so bold
Your new friend is just a jerk, he finds pleasure when you're hurt
No, not in that way, bud
It's not that kind of hate lust

Oh, my sympathies, you have not obtained yourself a frenemy
Awful trickery, he pretended he could be a frenemy (it's bad for your health)
No frenemy (it's, it's, it's, it's, it's bad for your health)
Just trust in me

Set you up for a fall, jokes aren't friendly, not at all
Just a humongous asshole who would stab you in the balls
For laughs and a good time then he'll turn 'round and gaslight
That it's your fault and it's fine 'cause it's good fun between guys
"Friendship's never painless"?
This ain't that, he's an anus (ha, oh)

Oh, my sympathies (oh), you have not obtained yourself a frenemy (oh)
I've had history (oh) with douchebags who claimed to be a frenemy (oh, it's, it's, it's, it's (oh), it's bad for your health)
No frenemy (oh, it's, it's (yeah), it's, it's (oh), it's bad for your health)
Uh, look, okay

Not jokin', he's just spewin' hate at thee, the hatin' that nobody jokes 'bout, see
Sometimes it's subtle but I notice these b-b-bogus friends from experience, hopeless
To let 'em know the reason they really blow, they blow you off and start a-spreadin' the lies, you know
No frenemy, leaves a trail of misery uncontainable, thanks to tons of assholes who make "jokes"
That are all nothin' but awful insults direct to the face wearin' a mask of "I'm just jokin', bud!"
The key is all you say is just excuses to wash away the guilt and not
Insults of your own 'cause they'd respond with the violence, threaten your intestines, so that's blockin'
You back-attackin', smart decision if you're a bastard piece of crap in need of a smackin', slappin'
Pack it up 'cause you're grantin' jackass bastards clout to then damage more, those asshole types all need to go

You have not obtained yourself a frenemy (oh-oh)
Just pure dickery (oh-oh) that has been disguised to thee as "frenemies" (oh)
Oh, my sympathies (oh-oh), you have not obtained yourself a frenemy (oh-oh)
Only injuries (oh-oh) to your psyche, you don't need that "frenemy" (oh)

Take you away, be safe (oh-oh) 'cause that guy ain't a saint, no way, no frenemy (oh)
Save you the pain and then (oh-oh) I'll sock him in his face (it's bad for his health)