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Song Parodies -> "They'll Tell Their Moms(Ode to Simon Cowell)"
Original Song Title:
"I Tell Me Ma"
Original Performer:
Irish Folk Music
Parody Song Title:
"They'll Tell Their Moms(Ode to Simon Cowell)"
Parody Written by:
okayokay
The Lyrics
This is for All the American Idol fans out there and a little curse on the infamous Simon Cowell. This song is about what happens when Simon gets on the contestants' case.
They'll tell their moms when they go home
That Simon only bitched and moaned
They thought they had a voice of gold
But Simon's comments soon grew old
He is handsome, he is sh*tty
He is the jerk of every city
Bet you his IQ's minus 3
Leave them alone and let them be
Simon Cowell says, "You're awful"
All the girls were crying from him
They call on the cell and a-sob on the phone
Says, "I'm the worst he'd ever known"
In they go to give their all
Only for Simon making them bawl
Paula Abdul says they're fine
And Simon can shove it up his big behind
They'll tell their moms when they go home
That Simon only b*tched and moaned
They thought they had a voice of gold
But Simon's comments soon grew old
He is handsome, he is sh*tty
He is the jerk of every city
Bet you his IQ's minus 3
Leave them alone and let them be
Let the wind and the rain and the hail come by
And blow his British ass to the sky
He's as nice as an arsenic pie
That's topped with cow dung and dead flies
When he gets a lot of them out
They'll all tell their moms that he has gout
Let their feet go up his arse
And run him over with their cars.
They'll tell their moms when they go home
That Simon only b*tched and moaned
They thought they had a voice of gold
But Simon's comments soon grew old
He is handsome, he is sh*tty
He is the jerk of every city
Bet you his IQ's minus 3
Leave them alone and let them be
That Simon only bitched and moaned
They thought they had a voice of gold
But Simon's comments soon grew old
He is handsome, he is sh*tty
He is the jerk of every city
Bet you his IQ's minus 3
Leave them alone and let them be
Simon Cowell says, "You're awful"
All the girls were crying from him
They call on the cell and a-sob on the phone
Says, "I'm the worst he'd ever known"
In they go to give their all
Only for Simon making them bawl
Paula Abdul says they're fine
And Simon can shove it up his big behind
They'll tell their moms when they go home
That Simon only b*tched and moaned
They thought they had a voice of gold
But Simon's comments soon grew old
He is handsome, he is sh*tty
He is the jerk of every city
Bet you his IQ's minus 3
Leave them alone and let them be
Let the wind and the rain and the hail come by
And blow his British ass to the sky
He's as nice as an arsenic pie
That's topped with cow dung and dead flies
When he gets a lot of them out
They'll all tell their moms that he has gout
Let their feet go up his arse
And run him over with their cars.
They'll tell their moms when they go home
That Simon only b*tched and moaned
They thought they had a voice of gold
But Simon's comments soon grew old
He is handsome, he is sh*tty
He is the jerk of every city
Bet you his IQ's minus 3
Leave them alone and let them be
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