Let coffee, Jolt, and espresso give a rush in every way
But give me enough of the caffeine stuff to make me hyper all day
And give to me the energy; keep me up past 2
Drink six in a zip in a great big sip of the caffeine Mountain Dew

Chorus: Hi-didddly di de dum diddy diddly die de dum diddly do di diddly di day (2x)

At the vending machine, every button I've seen
Is for Coke or root beer or Sprite
On a hot summer day I can plainly say
There's a 7-11 nearby
Heat fills the air, walk over there
Get a kick for me and you
My brain's going down but I will now drink a gallon of the mountain dew.
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Now down my throat go ten of those
To bring my caffeine high
The sweet caffeine that's yellow green, instead of lemon lime
No caffeine pills, they will make you ill and stop you from breathing too
So have a chug in a great big jug of the caffeine mountain dew.
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