Gosh, how unexpected. Looks like Mr I-have-no-friends-or-family started celebrating another holiday alone by snorting a load of copium and trying to memorialize the singular seminal event in his otherwise worthless life with grade school lyrics. Raise your hand if you're surprised. Nobody? Nobody? Kinda what I thought too.

I’m not looking for any offense from anyone this Thanksgiving, so I will just leave it like that. Have a happy thanksgiving with your loved ones and be sure to listen to the OS. And let’s be thankful for our love!

Blah blah blah, nobody cares which obsession you have today. You’re still a template hack who can’t even celebrate the holidays appropriately, so you resort to the Gary McNamara BS to make up for your aloneness this holiday season. Will you be doing a “reprise” of the Grandpa Magic extravaganza? Your first attempt was pathetic in that you didn’t even listen to the OS, which is ironic considering what you just said in your equally pathetic comment. Darrrrrrr. Happy Thanks-‘tarding, ‘tard-boy.

^^^^Not something I actually wrote but I can't find much to disagree with.

Try something novel: take three minutes out of your day to listen to the OS, coward.

Please Remove this Parody from the site

Clean Up Crew, I can’t see anything wrong with this so go on and remove the_conqueror_of _parodies works instead.

Well, it looks like the trolls are starting up that pointless fight again.

Hey Phillip Drummond, (George&GermaineBriantFan) I'll see your courage challenge and raise you one: Write something that doesn't 1) rely on ancient songs cranked out by virtually unknown artists, 2) mention long-dead actresses as objects of affection, or 3) take tropes from your past that only you could find interesting and beat them into the ground. Not that you have the stones to take me up on this, but it'd be funny to see you try.

Gosh, how unexpected. Does this mean you'll actually listen to my OS for once if I do a parody that doesn't rely on the above 3 things? Don't bother trying, we all know that wouldn't happen. BTW your second suggestion: mention long-dead actresses as objects of affection. Funny you mention that. Guess which was the name of a 1934 song hit recorded by Paul Pendarvis and his orchestra? "The Object of My Affection", sung by Patricia Norman aka the "Old Man Mose" Girl, who sang the first curse word on a commercially-released record. In 1938. If you have the courage, look it up and listen to the OS. Dream on, IT AIN'T HAPPENIN'!!!!!! Also, I defy you to comprehend any of the subject matters of any of my parodies. Can you provide one instance where I parodied a subject matter you would actually be familiar with? Pretty sure you're gonna strike out here. As I've said, I'm here to represent to low-IQ folks who have no real talents or abilities but like to pretend they "fit in" with creative, normal people. Oh, and all songs recorded after WWII suck, and not just because they're virtually the same thing. Go take a moment and analyze what you listen to on a daily basis, then compare it to just one of my "Geezer-mania" tunes. Bet you can't listen to just one of them without scaring yourself silly. Maybe if you stopped being triggered by me 24/7 then you'd actually realise I have commentary and stuff to provide to this board. But you wouldn't take that advice.

Let me see if I've got this right: You're apparently okay with carpet bombing the most idiotic topics possible to the same three songs on a daily basis with repeatedly recycled commentary until you die? Do you use other people's names when you talk to them? As it so happens, I just listened to your 'tard anthem for the first time last night, and it was most likely the last. I threw up. If "Rhythm Steps" is what you consider wit, a pile of dry grass clippings would amuse your for months. Darrrrr. There is no surprise about your objects of affection since you lack the ability to be stimulated by anything else. As regards subject matter, as I've told your stupid ass over and over, I've never "taken offense" at the G.M. BS. I have, however, pointed out that, like most of your subjects, it's barely worthy of a one-time conversation, let alone repeated "parody" attempts. I've also explained numerous times that Phil Ossifer is a name-pun only. I did study some philosophy in college but that's the extent of it. Can't say I'm surprised you still don't get it. Ever considered trying to write something witty for once? Your incessant, one-topic ranting has turned you into the Greta Thunberg of parody writing. Having provided your "take" on the aforementioned Gary McNamara BS, you then claim I can't comprehend it. The only thing that can't be comprehended here is your fallacious reasoning. Go ahead and take a gold star out of the sticker book. You have definitely out-'tarded yourself today.

Yeah, wow, great attempt. Did you know I nearly killed my family last year after my poll-cleaning drinking? Threw boiling water onto my fake cousin and saw his face burn off. It was amazing. Next thing I knew I was put in some mental hospital for twelve months. I just got discharged some time ago and now live with an aunt. Will probably go back the the hospital again but thats fine with me. I destroyed my relationships with my family and don't give a **** what happens to them. One of my parents now has panic attacks on a daily basis and ended up in hospital for a few weeks. Another tryed to commit suicide. I'm proud of what I did to my family knowing that they hate me with a burning passion and want me did. At least I can pay them back. Besides, family is an illsuion anyway. People don't love one another. It's all a lie. Love is a fake illsuion people pretened to have so the can feed theyr egos. Also, I tryed to rape my cousin last year and he deserved to die in a fire ASAP. He was rhe reaspn I had to go to some mental hospital because he ruined my life. As you can see I;m some ungrateful bastard loser who can't do anything right and whose entire family hates him cus he exits. No. I have nothing to live. If you actually took a walk in my shoes you'd know Why I'm who I am. I had to learn to write and read by myself cuz my parent's wouldn't allow me to. Then some guy online taught me to copy/paste and now It's so easy to read and write thinks. I learned the songs I love from some TV special and now I only listren to 1930s music because all other songs are courtesy of the Devil. If I listen to another type of song I attack the first person in site. I've permantenlty disfigured several dozen people when they try to confront me. Faces burned, arms cut off, eyes knifed etc. I'vr nrvrt held a job and never will becuase i am too stupid to hold one. And I can't do math, I'm too stupid to do math. I will always be a retard housed in some mental instituation cus I have no idea how to behave properly, so I'm forced tied down to a bed every day with an iPhone. I also keep a note document of all your comments so I can copy/paste them because your are an genius. Say, that reminds me of a song I will write down for you which you will listen to no matter what. But I'm feeling tired now so I will post it tomorrow. Goodnight

The Disassociative Personality Disorder Circus has returned to drown us all in their multi-RhythmSteps vats of unfunny, sub-moronic, and boring textual diarrhea.

This guy DOES cut and paste old comments about his prior crap to pad out the page. *I* am the actual author of the comment by "The Devil You Know" above, FROM SEVERAL MONTHS AGO. I rest my case the dude is a very sick and terribly lonely person.

ChuckyG it's time to remove this parody as the troll-fest continues

All of this is very damaging for the site .. both the strange taste in OS's; but also the extreme rage you see in the responses to this troubled person; especially as it doesn't deter him. Now the real solution is to NOT allow any more of these submissions. Is there anybody actually monitoring submissions? Don't allow any more submissions from OS's that you've never heard of ... and are clearly from the distant past. Cause it will simply be this guy again