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Song Parodies -> "Pudding On A Ritz ?"

Original Song Title:

"Puttin' On The Ritz"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Irving Berlin

Parody Song Title:

"Pudding On A Ritz ?"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

baby's due...and your wife has gone...loco, too
her diet sense...is...blown to bits
pudding on a ritz ?

dip with tripe...hawaiian date floats
pears, unripe...smeared on her meat loaf...cherry pits
pudding on a ritz ?

lickin' up an ice cream double scooper
she's applied some ground up bits of grouper
super duper

hot chex mix...with marsh-a-mallows
bowls of trix...with orangish jello...luke warm grits
pudding on a ritz ?

golden honey poured on her spaghetti
taco sauce baked in her apple betty...makes her sweaty

she declares that she's cravin' something
i can stand it all, but that one thing...gives me fits
pudding on a ritz ?

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Rex - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody is pregnant with humor!
John Barry - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Ritzy job on a tough one. Great title.
AFW - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
A great title!...that promises high humor...and definitely delivers same..top fives
Johnny D - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
5s ... heh heh, and some people think my taste for anchovies is weird!
alvin rhodes - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks rex john AFW and johnny
Stephen Harrington - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Strangely appetizing, 555.
Adagio - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
He hehe he....a combo dinner! 5's
alvin rhodes - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks stephen (ya think ?) and adagio
dougup2 - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
What can i say...........i'ts a "cracker"
PMS - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with Stephen as long as the pudding is chocolate. Chocolate and crunchy salty things mix well. It's my favorite when I am living up to my intials.
Paul Robinson - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Only if it's "Possum Pudding", alvin....uuummmm ~ ~ ~ 5 scoops of th' stuff ~ ~ ~
John Jenkins - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
As John Barry commented, this is a very good parody on a difficult OS. I particularly liked the spaghetti/Betty/sweaty.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
That's what banana cream causes...
alvin rhodes - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks dougup PMS paul john and peter
Matthias - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
What's wrong with golden honey poured on spaghetti? That's like a Friday Night treat for me! But that other stuff is just plain sick!!! So sick it deserves FIVES!!!
alvin rhodes - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks matthias (lol)
Dylan Baranski - May 04, 2007 - Report this comment
Pudding on a Ritz cracker? Never thought of that before.
Storm the Albatross - May 05, 2020 - Report this comment
CHEESE AND BACON,LITTLE WEENIER'S TO,MAKE A LOT FOR YOUR CREW,WHERE A BANQUIT SITS,PUTTING IT ON A RITZ ,

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