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Song Parodies -> "Tight Mistress"
Original Song Title:
"White Christmas"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Irving Berlin
Parody Song Title:
"Tight Mistress"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
I'm dreaming of a tight mistress
the way my ex wife was you know,
Where I just don't listen..
and love is missin'
To have some cash left.. you should know..
I'm dreaming of a tight mistress
With every wasted coin i spend
May your cheque be made out to last
And may all your purchases be fast
I'm dreaming of a tight mistress
With every wasted coin i spend
May your cheque be made out to last
And may all your purchases be fast
the way my ex wife was you know,
Where I just don't listen..
and love is missin'
To have some cash left.. you should know..
I'm dreaming of a tight mistress
With every wasted coin i spend
May your cheque be made out to last
And may all your purchases be fast
I'm dreaming of a tight mistress
With every wasted coin i spend
May your cheque be made out to last
And may all your purchases be fast
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Good one..
So many Christmas parodies, so little time, I hope this Christmas phenomenon ends soon--but for the meantime, that was a very funny (dirty) parody-555
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