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Song Parodies -> "Ones Guy"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Skies"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Irving Berlin
Parody Song Title:
"Ones Guy"
Parody Written by:
neminem
The Lyrics
Sorry this is so short and repetivite - this is an exact parody of the original song, so there's not much I could have done about that. Anyway, this is a tribute to that mythical annoyance, the Ones Guy, who gives even the most deserving of parodists all ones.
Ones Guy's followin' me,
Nothin' but ones, guys, do I see...
Ones votes on all my songs,
Nothin' but ones votes, all day long!
He never saw a song that he has liked,
Gives us all ones, he's not too nice.
Noticin' the flaws in every try,
He gets no love, wish he die.
Ones Guy, wish he was gone,
Then I'd have good votes, from now on.
Ones Guy's followin' me,
Nothin' but ones, guys, do I see...
Ones votes on all my songs,
Nothin' but ones votes, all day long!
He never saw a song that he has liked,
Gives us all ones, he's not too nice.
Noticin' the flaws in every try,
He gets no love, wish he die.
Ones Guy, wish he was gone,
Then I'd have good votes, from now on.
Nothin' but ones, guys, do I see...
Ones votes on all my songs,
Nothin' but ones votes, all day long!
He never saw a song that he has liked,
Gives us all ones, he's not too nice.
Noticin' the flaws in every try,
He gets no love, wish he die.
Ones Guy, wish he was gone,
Then I'd have good votes, from now on.
Ones Guy's followin' me,
Nothin' but ones, guys, do I see...
Ones votes on all my songs,
Nothin' but ones votes, all day long!
He never saw a song that he has liked,
Gives us all ones, he's not too nice.
Noticin' the flaws in every try,
He gets no love, wish he die.
Ones Guy, wish he was gone,
Then I'd have good votes, from now on.
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Right on, Nem. By the way--take this for what it's worth--I never feel constricted by the length of the original song. In fact, I frequently add extra verses and write multiple versions of the same chorus to fit in more jokes. Best wishes, I enjoyed this parody and will keep reading your stuff. d;:^)
If there ever comes along a writer here and takes on the author name "The One Guy" he´ll probably pass Tong´s number of votes in 1 day. Just a thought. :-)
All fives -- not just out of duty, but out of delight!
Well done with one of my all-time favorite songs--The Ella version rules--you shoulda included some scat like she did. Good job.
Nem - Well, hell, I'm not THAT old!! But I do know the original song and the parody is very good. So it's Five's across here. I've tried to stop blatantly hyping my stuff but I did do "The 1-derer" after I got slapped by the aforementioned pest and you are welcome to peruse it if you have not already. So I'm blatantly hyping it here.
Good stuff I tend to make parodies dissing anyone (even the one guy) but with all that's happened to me. I'm very tempted to. Grerat pacing all 5's
I vote all fives as well.
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