Kell’ ain’t well; compelled to do
Squats, but not upon the loo
Looks like what she’s dewin’ there
Means the food won’t be prepared
Costs the store many dollars
“WTF!” shoppers holler
She’ll be doin’ time
For this waterfall crime

What ensued, she dripped on the food
Nimbly not on the throne she sits
Puttin’ on the spritz

Food was ripe and ready to go
but then, yipes! she goes with the flow
Lets it rip
Puttin’ on the spritz

Perhaps in an enuresis stupor?
It’s lucky that she wasn’t a pooper
Whew! no scooper!!

Didn’t miss in produce wetting
Mist of piss means produce vetting
Tinkling blitz
Puttin’ on the spritz

Nobody who’s in the store is happy
One notes, “Fortunately she’s not crappy”
Soggy snap peas

Fruits and vegetables are sopping
And now Kell’ must face the cop thing
On her mitts
A pair of cuffs fits

Time has come to put her in the paddy
Wagon, parked on a jacket that’s badly
Ruined damply

Though it isn’t a felony
To drip upon the melons pee
The judge thinks
“Put ’er in the clink!”