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Song Parodies -> "My Pee-Pee Has Failed Again"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Popeye the Sailor Man"
Original Performer:
Jack Mercer
Parody Song Title:
"My Pee-Pee Has Failed Again"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
Oh, my pee-pee has failed again
My pee-pee has failed again
My pride is diminich'd
Cause I couldn't finich
My pee-pee has failed again
His wee-wee has bailed again (yes it has)
His wee-wee has bailed again (you didn't finich?)
He left her unsated
Because it deflated
His wee-wee has bailed again
Now, meself and my weenis
Yas ort to have seen us
Way back in the days so fair
We'd stay up fer hours
Exertin' our powers
Until we came up fer air
For any fair lasses and frisky miss'ks
It's "wham" and it's "bam", thank you ma'am
So, off to a medic
Who's so empathetic
He'll make me a happy clam
His pee-pee's a whale again (huh huh huh huh huh!)
His pee-pee's a whale again (skiddle-bee-dee-bee-di-doe!)
It roars like Niagra
Cause he takes Viagra
His pee-pee's a whale again (huh huh huh huh huh!)
His pee-pee, pee-pee, pee-pee, pee-pee (skiddle-dee-bee-di-bee-di-bee-doe!)
His pee-pee's a whale again (well, thar she blows!)
My pee-pee has failed again
My pride is diminich'd
Cause I couldn't finich
My pee-pee has failed again
His wee-wee has bailed again (yes it has)
His wee-wee has bailed again (you didn't finich?)
He left her unsated
Because it deflated
His wee-wee has bailed again
Now, meself and my weenis
Yas ort to have seen us
Way back in the days so fair
We'd stay up fer hours
Exertin' our powers
Until we came up fer air
For any fair lasses and frisky miss'ks
It's "wham" and it's "bam", thank you ma'am
So, off to a medic
Who's so empathetic
He'll make me a happy clam
His pee-pee's a whale again (huh huh huh huh huh!)
His pee-pee's a whale again (skiddle-bee-dee-bee-di-doe!)
It roars like Niagra
Cause he takes Viagra
His pee-pee's a whale again (huh huh huh huh huh!)
His pee-pee, pee-pee, pee-pee, pee-pee (skiddle-dee-bee-di-bee-di-bee-doe!)
His pee-pee's a whale again (well, thar she blows!)
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When that happens, I go see Alice .. so I won't be small
One pill makes your neck ache, and one blurs your eyeballs ... And the ones the VA gives you don't do anything at all. Go see Alice, now you're ten feet tall
I got the viagra stuck in my throat once, and I had a stiff neck all day. Buh-dum TSSSHHH!
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