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Song Parodies -> "(We'll) Take Them Out At The Ball Game"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
Original Performer:
Jack Norworth and Albert Von Tilzer
Parody Song Title:
"(We'll) Take Them Out At The Ball Game"
Parody Written by:
fightclubspartan
The Lyrics
WARNING This parody is extremely hilarious so if you die of laughing that's your problem. Enjoy.
(gun shots and schizophrenic like laughter)
Verse 1:
We'll take them out at the ball game
We'll give 'em some kicks in the balls
Shoot them and beat them and break their necks
Give them some magnum wounds in the back
'Cause it's shoot, shoot, shoot at the home team
We'll make sure they get horr'bly maimed
'Cause it's 1, 2, 3, shells your dead
At the Old Ball Gameeeeeee
(2 gun shots and end)
Verse 1:
We'll take them out at the ball game
We'll give 'em some kicks in the balls
Shoot them and beat them and break their necks
Give them some magnum wounds in the back
'Cause it's shoot, shoot, shoot at the home team
We'll make sure they get horr'bly maimed
'Cause it's 1, 2, 3, shells your dead
At the Old Ball Gameeeeeee
(2 gun shots and end)
Now I'm just reminding you that if you pissed your pants or even died from the hilariousness of that song it is your problem. I hope you enjoyed.
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That's just what we need. If we wanted violence in a sports stadium we could switch to soccer.
Real Americans play baseball, and without rioting over it. "Kill the Ump!" is not meant to be taken literally.
Ok 1st of all, I am American retard. 2nd of all, it's just a song. There's no need to FLIP OUT!!! No I'm just kidding, you're alright.
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