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Song Parodies -> "Spanking Cute Old Grannies"
Original Song Title:
"Yankee Doodle Dandy"
Original Performer:
James Cagney
Parody Song Title:
"Spanking Cute Old Grannies"
Parody Written by:
A Room Full Of Monkeys
The Lyrics
A lurid tale of lust and vengeance
I love spanking cute ol' grannies
Spank-old-booty-dude am I
When I've whacked you you'll cry "uncle", ma'am
It's just the way I say Hi
Pretty soon they're gonna catch me
Then the spanking dude'll die
Spanking dude was beat to death by
Grandma and her cronies
Here lies that spanking-booty guy
Spank-old-booty-dude am I
When I've whacked you you'll cry "uncle", ma'am
It's just the way I say Hi
Pretty soon they're gonna catch me
Then the spanking dude'll die
Spanking dude was beat to death by
Grandma and her cronies
Here lies that spanking-booty guy
If there really was a spanking bandit, would they need to call in a SWAT team to catch him?
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Very well written, los chimps, and very funny. I give it 5-5-5, overlooking a very minor pacing problem. Very very very.
I for one ,am shocked and apalled,now put down that paddle and untie me,please!
If there was a spanking bandit,and the S.W.A.T. team caught him ,he would probably get off with a slap on the wrist....
LOL! (I'd also like to state for the record that I'm the second voter.)
LOL here, too! (And I affirm for the record that I am the 3rd voter).
This was not only adorable, it was unpatriotic! Right on, you crazy sly man!
Thanks everybody
Id like it to be known that I am the 20th voter........
Great one, monks, 555!
I don't know what number voter I am, but I'm definitely not the hundredth monkey. I was gonna dock you a point for not citing George M. Cohan (the all-around entertainment legend Cagney played in "Yankee Doodle Dandy"), but how could I? And as for the way you treat grandmas, Alan Dershowitz would like to have a word with you. It seems he's the defense lawyer in the case of Grandpa v. Kringle.
You should be so ashamed of yourself!! Spanking old ladies isn't funny! It's not even nice! If you don't change your ways, you'll end up in H E double hockey sticks!
Hi,Grandma , any last words before we put the paddle to your saddle ?
---is so old that when they said "act your age!",she crumbled into dust...
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