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Song Parodies -> "Jingle Bums"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
James Lord Pierpont
Parody Song Title:
"Jingle Bums"
Parody Written by:
Daryn Beltran
The Lyrics
Pretty much just a parody of jingle bells but is called jingle bums. the tune is the same as jingle bells.
Running through the streets
With some weird Hobo named Bob
I'm looking for some food
But I don't want a job
I found some corncobs here
and some apple cores right there
But then I got mugged by Hobo Bob and he didn't want to share
Ohhh Jingle bums Jingle bums I am so hungry
I broke into grocery store but was arrested for burglary
Oh jingle bums jingle bums I spent the night in jail
Please someone help me because I'm on a hundred dollar bail
I used to be so rich, but then I made a bet
Now thanks to gambling, I got into a debt
My credit cards are gone and I don’t have a job
Now all I have left to do is sit right next to bob
Oh jingle Bums Jingle Bums I need some money
The only things that i can eat are dirty yellow bunnies
Jingle bums Jingle bums I have no place to go
But since I hate that Bob so much, I'll sit next to that bum named Joe.
With some weird Hobo named Bob
I'm looking for some food
But I don't want a job
I found some corncobs here
and some apple cores right there
But then I got mugged by Hobo Bob and he didn't want to share
Ohhh Jingle bums Jingle bums I am so hungry
I broke into grocery store but was arrested for burglary
Oh jingle bums jingle bums I spent the night in jail
Please someone help me because I'm on a hundred dollar bail
I used to be so rich, but then I made a bet
Now thanks to gambling, I got into a debt
My credit cards are gone and I don’t have a job
Now all I have left to do is sit right next to bob
Oh jingle Bums Jingle Bums I need some money
The only things that i can eat are dirty yellow bunnies
Jingle bums Jingle bums I have no place to go
But since I hate that Bob so much, I'll sit next to that bum named Joe.
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