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Song Parodies -> "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
James Lord Pierpont
Parody Song Title:
"Jingle Bells, Batman Smells"
Parody Written by:
Cactus Impersonator
The Lyrics
The part of the song reading, "Jingle bells, batman smells" (the whole chorus actually) can be credited to Bart Simpson from The Simpsons; I came up with the rest.
Dashing through the slush
In a one-dog sleigh we mush
O'er the fields we rush
Screaming all the way
Busted tail lights
Making spirits bright
What drudgery it is to ride
A busted sleigh tonight
O, Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile broke a wheel
And the Joker got away!
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile broke a wheel
And the Joker got away!
A year or two ago
I thought I'd thumb a ride
And soon, Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side
The horse it really stank
Misfortune seemed his lot
He tried to rob a bank
And wound up getting shot
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile broke a wheel
And the Joker got away!
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile broke a wheel
And the Joker got away!
A week or two ago
The story I must tell
I went out on the snow
And on my back I fell
A douche was riding by
In a one-horse open sleigh
He laughed as there I sprawling lie
But quickly drove away
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile broke a wheel
And the Joker got away!
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile broke a wheel
And the Joker got away!
Now the ground is black
Go it while you're young
Take the girls out back
And fuck 'em all along
Just get a foxtailed bay
Nine forty as his speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh
And crack, you'll take the lead
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile broke a wheel
And the Joker got away!
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile broke its wheel
And the Joker got away!
In a one-dog sleigh we mush
O'er the fields we rush
Screaming all the way
Busted tail lights
Making spirits bright
What drudgery it is to ride
A busted sleigh tonight
O, Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile broke a wheel
And the Joker got away!
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile broke a wheel
And the Joker got away!
A year or two ago
I thought I'd thumb a ride
And soon, Miss Fanny Bright
Was seated by my side
The horse it really stank
Misfortune seemed his lot
He tried to rob a bank
And wound up getting shot
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile broke a wheel
And the Joker got away!
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile broke a wheel
And the Joker got away!
A week or two ago
The story I must tell
I went out on the snow
And on my back I fell
A douche was riding by
In a one-horse open sleigh
He laughed as there I sprawling lie
But quickly drove away
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile broke a wheel
And the Joker got away!
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile broke a wheel
And the Joker got away!
Now the ground is black
Go it while you're young
Take the girls out back
And fuck 'em all along
Just get a foxtailed bay
Nine forty as his speed
Hitch him to an open sleigh
And crack, you'll take the lead
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile broke a wheel
And the Joker got away!
Jingle bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile broke its wheel
And the Joker got away!
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