The first time I had met ya
You act nice but you look rude
Seein' you're a rivetin' conisseur of some fast food
Dude, don't bring me a brat, me a bratwurst
Avoidin' ice cream, so my blood level won't rise back
It just seems that you had ate 27 chicken wings
Don't tell me you're a lover of steak fries and onion rings
Regardless I'm whether a saint or a sinner
Buddy, looking forward to not losing my dinner
Every meat and every taste
All the subs I can crave
Hey you

Sandwich buff
Someone bringin', someone bringin'
Me a sub
A footlong or six-inch
You're a sandwich buff
Philly steak's tasty
I know you paid seven bucks
For that burrito
You sandwich buff
You sandwich buff buff buff
You sandwich buff buff buff
I could use you

So buy me a turkey sandwich
Baby, I hope this ain't pizza which proved outta bounds
I would be more healthy, even keep my weight down
Usually don't be bringing me sour liverwurst
Surely no way of making me lose all of my lunch
Every meat and every taste
All the subs I can crave
Hey you

Sandwich buff
Someone bringin', someone bringin'
Me a sub
Multi-grain, not kaiser
Hey you, sandwich buff
Gimme extra cheese
A thinner slice of ground chuck
Is what I want then
You sandwich buff
You sandwich buff buff buff
You sandwich buff buff buff
I could use you
You sandwich buff
You sandwich buff buff buff
You sandwich buff buff buff
You won't leave me
Hungry

Sandwich buff
Lettuce and, lettuce and
Tomatoes
Vinegar, some peppers
You, a sandwich buff
I prefer roast beef
But not a salad with nuts
Hand me some Fritos
You sandwich buff (sandwich buff)
You sandwich buff buff buff
You sandwich buff buff buff
I could use you
'cause you were much of a sandwich buff