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Song Parodies -> "Rielle"

Original Song Title:

"Meow Mix Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Jay Gold

Parody Song Title:

"Rielle"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is a mix (pardon the pun) of two of the Meow Mix theme songs. I got so annoyed with the new one that I wanted to parody it in some fashion, so I came up with Rielle (for John Edwards lying Mistress Rielle Hunter). Edwards carries the bulk of blame for that affair while his wife was dying and for the shame he has brought on his family... but Rielle has lied all along too, going as far as making up a false father for her daughter Quinn Hunter that is Edward's child. She refuses to submit for paternity tests and didn't list the father on the birth certificate. She lied about the Youngs for a cover-up and failed miserably. A freak guided by a mystic and a pathetic liar, Rielle Hunter is trash who added to the suffering of Elizabeth Edwards and ultimately to her death knowing that her husband was unfaithful, seduced by a blonde whore in a bar sometime in 2006. Tragic... Note that the syllabic count and rhyming is correct but that it takes more time to sing Rielle vs Meow!!! I was gonna space her name as Ri-elle but I think you guys will get it!
Rielle, Rielle, Rielle, Rielle
Rielle, Rielle, Rielle, Rielle
Rielle you can burn in F--king hell

Rielle, Rielle, Rielle, Rielle
Rielle, Rielle, Rielle, Rielle
Rielle you can burn in F--king hell

Rielle, Rielle, Rielle
Rielle, Rielle, Rielle
Added to Liz Edwards hell

Lyin' Bitch who
Did deliver
Little Miss, Little Miss
Edward's daughter (Quinn)

Rielle, Rielle, Rielle, Rielle
Rielle, Rielle, Rielle, Rielle
Rielle you can burn in F--king hell

Rielle, Rielle, Rielle, Rielle
Rielle, Rielle, Rielle, Rielle
Rielle you can burn in F--king hell

Rielle, Rielle, Rielle
Rielle, Rielle, Rielle
Added to Liz Edwards hell

God will get you
Big deceiver
Paid Mistress, Paid Mistress
Don't believe her

Rielle Hunter... liar

RIELLE!


Skank Rielle Hunter: http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/rielle-hunter.jpg

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