-> "Never Been Fixed"
Original Song Title:
"Never Been Kissed"
Parody Song Title:
"Never Been Fixed"
Parody Written by:
Gerald Murphy
The Lyrics
NEVER BEEN FIXED by Gerald Murphy
I recently went to a Michigan town where everyone said that the water was brown
I turned on the faucet it came on real quick, but the smell of the water was making me sick
Never been fixed, never been fixed. It’s hard to believe it has never been fixed.
I started to gag as I called up the mayor, who said, don’t blame me, cuz that wouldn’t be fair.
The gov’nor gave one of his buddies the job, and since then the water is one smelly blob.
Never been fixed, never been fixed. It’s hard to believe it has never been fixed.
Then one day an angel from heaven was sent. Her name it was Rachel and she came to Flint.
Oh, she told Rick Snyder to fix it that day, but Snyder kept begging for one more delay.
Never been fixed, never been fixed. It’s hard to believe it has never been fixed.
The water will soon cause the whole town to die. It’s bad for the children and I’ll tell you why
The pipes are befouling the water with lead, and soon all the children of Flint will be dead!
Never been fixed, never been fixed. It’s hard to believe it has never been fixed.
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