Maybe we saved Zoey, maybe I'm just axed
'Cause network axed it and I got a bum
And I'm f*cking jelly of all the other networks
With their itty bitty bellies and their rump-ump-ump-ums

I know that NBC cancelled it
But it's getting kinda hard when you're constantly feeling like saving it
Know I shouldn't hurt myself
But I can't find a way to lose weight without literally starving

Every other show says I'm beautiful
But what if I don't feel like I'm beautiful?
I wish my firendly image didn't say
That I should be another kinda way

Maybe we saved Zoey, maybe I'm just fun
'Cause NBC axed it and I got ratings
But I can't be jelly of all the tryouts
So I'm falling in lovе with my rump-ump-ump-um

I'm not gonna ask for bringing
'Cause all you're gonna say is

"You'rе perfect and oh, you're so axing it"
But sometimes we cancelled it
I get inside my head and I think that I somehow deserve this

Every other show says I'm beautiful
But what if I don't feel like I'm beautiful?
I wish your cancellation didn't say
That I should be another kinda way

Maybe we saved Zoey, maybe I'm just fun
'Cause I got axing it and I got a bum
But I can't be jelly of all the other times
So I'm falling in love with my rump-ump-ump-um
Maybe we saved Zoey, maybe I'm just fun
'Cause NBC axed it and I got a strike
But I can't be jelly of all the other ones
So I'm falling in love with my rump-ump-ump-um

We saved Zoey
We saved Zoey
So I'm falling in love with my rump-ump-ump-um