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Song Parodies -> "Ho Ho Ho"
Original Song Title:
"Ooh La La"
Original Performer:
Jessie Ware
Parody Song Title:
"Ho Ho Ho"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here's a song about Santa's catchphrase.
Every day, every day, every day I look
For your car to pick me up on the chimneys
Driving 'round, take me out, listening to the music
Put your lips on my cheek, that would make me happy
Ho ho ho
Open up the door, you know I like it
Ho ho ho
Santa was dead but you revived it
You can gift me one time
You can gift me two, two time
You get more of my time
If you're gonna gift me nice
You can gift me one time
You can gift me two, two time
You get more of my time
If you're gonna gift me nice
Ahhhh….ding
Ahhhh….ding
Ahhhh...ding
Ahhhh….ding
Park it up at my place
Who knows where we might be?
You can slay overnight
If you ask politely
Ho ho ho
Open up the door, you know I like it
Ho ho ho
Santa was dead but you revived it
You can gift me one time
You can gift me two, two time
You get more of my time
If you're gonna gift me nice
You can gift me one time
You can gift me two, two time
You get more of my time
If you're gonna gift me nice
Driving fast, driving fast, Christmas street lights
Jingles on the dash, we can have a sweet time
Baby, where have you been all of my life?
All of my life, all of my life
Driving fast, driving fast, Christmas street lights
Jingles on the dash, we can have a sweet time
Baby, where have you been all of my life?
All of my life, all of my life
For your car to pick me up on the chimneys
Driving 'round, take me out, listening to the music
Put your lips on my cheek, that would make me happy
Ho ho ho
Open up the door, you know I like it
Ho ho ho
Santa was dead but you revived it
You can gift me one time
You can gift me two, two time
You get more of my time
If you're gonna gift me nice
You can gift me one time
You can gift me two, two time
You get more of my time
If you're gonna gift me nice
Ahhhh….ding
Ahhhh….ding
Ahhhh...ding
Ahhhh….ding
Park it up at my place
Who knows where we might be?
You can slay overnight
If you ask politely
Ho ho ho
Open up the door, you know I like it
Ho ho ho
Santa was dead but you revived it
You can gift me one time
You can gift me two, two time
You get more of my time
If you're gonna gift me nice
You can gift me one time
You can gift me two, two time
You get more of my time
If you're gonna gift me nice
Driving fast, driving fast, Christmas street lights
Jingles on the dash, we can have a sweet time
Baby, where have you been all of my life?
All of my life, all of my life
Driving fast, driving fast, Christmas street lights
Jingles on the dash, we can have a sweet time
Baby, where have you been all of my life?
All of my life, all of my life
Ho ho ho, that's a Christmas treat.
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