Yo Joe
where are you going with that Manchester band
Yo Joe
where are you going with that Manchester band
i'm going down to see Happy Mondays
thought i saw Bez dancing with Terry Christian
Well, you Joe
where are you going with that Manchester band

I'm going to shoot your lady
but i thought i found them with a Manchester United fan
but yo joe
I'm going to shoot my young lady
thought i saw fucking with another man

Yo Joe
where are you going with that Dublin band
but yo Joe
where are you going with that Dublin band
i bet it's not Fatima Mansions
or i think it's all not U2
But yo Joe
i thought i was seeing you on Father Ted

Eh?

Yo Joe
where are you going with that Chinese band
yo, yo Joe
where are you going with that Loughton man
but i thought it was Alan Davies
I saw him on QI with Siouxsie Siou
not Budgie, he was on Mock The Week

But yo Joe
where are you going with that Manchester Band
yo, yo Joe
make sure it's Joy Division
I'm going to shoot the Hacienda
cos it's playing all that 808 State shite

hey, hey hey

But yo Joe
where are you going with those homework books
yo, yo Joe
are you learning Japanese
i'm going to shoot my old man
thought i saw him shoegazing with Bob Holness

Hey, hey, hey
up yours Anondria