Well, it's a darn good joke
But not really funny
When your elbow hits floor
And it hurts by the ton-ny
And the agony hits each chromosome
And they call it a funnybone
And they coined a word and they had a ball
Of the funnybone laughs are had by all
And the funnybone ache when someone trips
Makes the T.V. clips

Oh, funnybone, won't you please stop aching
Well, funnybone, as I groan
Got a giant lump as I cuss and moan
And I've a broken, pokin' funnybone
Oh, funnybone, won't you please stop smarting
Well, funnybone, as I groan
Now I'm sore and lame
It's a stupid name, that funnybone

Other words now seem to just bother me
All of the dumbest names for your anatomy
Cause when you get a little fat, you're supposed to grin
When someone says you've a double chin
And there's some of those terms I do not even know
Like just what the heck is a "camel toe"?
All these made-up words just puzzle my dome
Like that funnybone

Oh, funnybone, won't you please stop aching
Well, funnybone, as I groan
Got a giant lump as I cuss and moan
And I've a broken, pokin' funnybone
Oh, funnybone, won't you please stop smarting
Well, funnybone, as I groan
Now I'm sore and lame
It's a stupid name, that funnybone

And the words I find that really confuse
Are the ones that people most frequently misuse
How can someone have a "roamin' nose"?
I guess mine just isn't one of those
So I look for words in the dictionaire
Getting' nouns from here, verbs from there
And I notice many words would fill a cart
For one body part

Oh, funnybone, won't you please stop aching
Well, funnybone, as I groan
Got a giant lump as I cuss and moan
And I've a broken, pokin' funnybone
Oh, funnybone, won't you please stop smarting
Well, funnybone, as I groan
Now I'm sore and lame
It's a stupid name, that funnybone