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Song Parodies -> "I Heard Monk Tries To Kill Santa Claus"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Boyd

Parody Song Title:

"I Heard Monk Tries To Kill Santa Claus"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Stupid kids, parents, and Lt. Disher's song
I heard Monk tries to kill Santa Claus
Whole thing has happened few blocks away
I couldn't get some sleep
I've just start hating that creep;
We want him to get f**ked
In the prison cell fast asleep

Then
I saw Monk said there's no Santa Claus
On the national television;
All hopes on life is getting thin
We were watching in the inn
When Monk's having a Santa Claus fight
To those who are familiar with the show " Monk ", it's a jungle out there.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.0
How Funny: 1.8
Overall Rating: 1.8

Total Votes: 8

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Jake - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I like Monk and all, but this just wasn't good.
Agrimorfee - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Jeez, Max, this could be a funny if bizarre song, at least put some effort into it. WTF?
A Room Full Of Monkeys - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Perhaps Max should learn to stop swearing in his songs, or go and see an anger management course.
Max Power - December 27, 2007 - Report this comment
5 more.
Somebody - December 29, 2007 - Report this comment
5 more what? 5 more 1 votes on this garbage?
Max Power - December 29, 2007 - Report this comment
1 more.

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