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Song Parodies -> "I Saw George Bush Kissing John Kerry"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Boyd

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw George Bush Kissing John Kerry"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

I Saw George Bush Kissing John Kerry
Underneath The Big Old Home Last Week
He Didn't See Them Cry About The Lost That Kerry Had
All They Were Thinking About The People In The Street
And I Saw George Bush Hitting John Kerry
In The Face For Insulting His Own Wife
Oh What A Laugh It Would Have Been
If People Had Only Seen
George Bush Kissing John Kerry Last Week
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George Bush - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Disgusting.
Diddims - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah. Disgusting... poor John, having to be kissed by that ... thing that they call "George W. Bush". Normally, I like watching two men kissing... but not this time! First Bush beats Kerry and now this. Yech!
Green Bloodied Hound Dogs - November 26, 2004 - Report this comment
How Disgusting Do You Say?
...... - November 28, 2004 - Report this comment
President slash. Um, yeah. That's just not right.
Michael Pacholek - November 29, 2004 - Report this comment
What do Jessy the Green Bloodied Hound Dog and Georgie the Yellow-Bellied Lap Dog have in common? They both never, ever learn...
Righty - November 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Now that would be a bizarre sight! Um... by the way, Green, there's no need to Capitalize Every Word that way.

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