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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Jimmy Boyd
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus"
Parody Written by:
Max Power
The Lyrics
A less explicit version of "I Saw Daddy Loving Santa Claus"
I saw daddy kissing Santa Claus
Right beside the fire place that night
They didn't hear me creep
I came down to have a peep
My thoughts have all been mucked up
From my viewing all so deep
So, I saw daddy touching Santa Claus
Underneath the coat not showing bright
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If mommy had only seen
Daddy kissing Santa Claus that night
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus
Just right by the fire place last night.
Right there I saw them sleep
Now there's no way for me to sleep;
I knew that he made out with...
Santa around that night.
Then, I saw Daddy loving Santa Claus
On the floor for the entire night;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Mommy had only seen
Daddy loving Santa Claus that night.
Right beside the fire place that night
They didn't hear me creep
I came down to have a peep
My thoughts have all been mucked up
From my viewing all so deep
So, I saw daddy touching Santa Claus
Underneath the coat not showing bright
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If mommy had only seen
Daddy kissing Santa Claus that night
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus
Just right by the fire place last night.
Right there I saw them sleep
Now there's no way for me to sleep;
I knew that he made out with...
Santa around that night.
Then, I saw Daddy loving Santa Claus
On the floor for the entire night;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Mommy had only seen
Daddy loving Santa Claus that night.
Ho...ho...ho...ho...ho...HO!!!
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Now men may marry gentlemen, to Fred Phelps great dismay. A new law in the State of Maine, effective Christmas Day. Now I suppose polygamy will soon be on the way. Good tidings, let everyone enjoy, boys be with boys.
There's a reason that he dons that gay apparel...
this parody makes me feel gay inside (er... gay as in happy that is!) 5's!
In holidays like Christmas, we're all gay inside! (The security code is TV7, lol)
For a little note, it was going to be a less explicit version of the song I mentioned but the version I woked on was a bit longer than I thought so I kinda ripped off my previous parody by using them to fill up the second half.
(SOTM) Funny twist on an already funny OS. Good work Max!
A pretty easy one to rework. You rhymed 'sleep' with 'sleep'? A pleasant little gay romp, but pretty lightweight stuff. 444
I couldn't help but think that I've seen this done before. Countless times. Not by you but by other parody artists who shared your same idea.
(SOTM) From what I can tell, all you really did with this is reword the song to say the same thing, swap "mommy" with "daddy" and vice versa, and then imply shagging at the end? Somehow I don't see the appeal. Yeah, this one definitely did not do anything for me. Or do anything period.
Is this a gay parody? Or is it an equal rights parody? I really can't tell, but if women now can serve in combat in the US (as they already do in big chunks of the World) surely they can dress up and go down chimneys too. Hence I will choose to believe the second alternative, simply because I prefer to imagine Santa as a Ho-Ho-Ho.
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