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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Daddy Stuffing Santa Claus"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Boyd

Parody Song Title:

"I Saw Daddy Stuffing Santa Claus"

Parody Written by:

Max Power

The Lyrics

Santa comes same house from a year before where the affair occurred.
I saw daddy stuffing Santa Claus
Right beside the fireplace that night
I made sure not to creep
At that time I want to weep
I saw things that are messed up
But that Christmas one it up

Yes, I saw Daddy taking Santa Claus
Toward the kitchen lights flashing bright
Oh, what a sight it would have been
If Maddy had only seen
Daddy cooking Santa Claus that night

I saw Daddy basting Santa Claus
Just besides the kitchen door last night
I didn't dare to weep
Continue to have a peep
I saw things that are messed up
But that Christmas one it up

I saw Daddy cooking Santa Claus
Oh, what a sight it would have been
If Maddy had only seen
Daddy cooking Santa Claus that night
After the dinner, there were sandwiches made from the left overs for the New Year's Eve.
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? - November 24, 2014 - Report this comment
You are my destiny...🎩
Santa's Groper - November 24, 2014 - Report this comment
Ho, ho, ho... mosexuality!!!
Jonathan - November 24, 2014 - Report this comment
that was the year we discovered that Santa really WAS full of jelly! 5's
Creeped Out - November 24, 2014 - Report this comment
You guys associate cannibalism with homosexuality? [Backs away, hands up in a defensive posture, eyes wide open.] Gee, no thanks. I gave at the office.

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