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Song Parodies -> "Catacomb"

Original Song Title:

"Honeycomb"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Rodgers

Parody Song Title:

"Catacomb"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

inspired by my pet fruit bat "spooky" from his former home in a cave..
catacomb catacomb.....
well it's a darn good night,
but it's kinda funny how the bees need the trees,
and they're all makin honey,
but the catacomb's spooky, for a home
it's why we call it a catacomb

and I flew around the world at night
gettin nectar here, it tastes all right
on the nectarines
I use my lips
and my fingertips,
oh catacomb it's my crib oh baby
catacomb is my home
it's a darn good day when you hide away in catacombs

catacombs..

and now that malky's captured me
gonna look for a place that's moist to sleep
and I found a little place to cause no harm
and I sleep in his underarms..
and I nestle on in to the hairs and things
and I wrap them round me like a string
and I love it all, it's just like my home
like my catacomb..
oh catacomb it's my crib oh baby
catacomb is my home
it's a darn good day when you hide away in catacombs

catacombs

and then malk said now that I got a bat
gonna feed him juice and make him fat
and stuff my guts like a chicken hole
and I got me a belly roll
said he roamed the world lookin everywhere
takin pets from here and pets from there
and he came a long way to my darkened home
in that catacomb
oh catacomb it's my crib oh baby
catacomb is my home
it's a darn good day when you hide away in catacombs

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