Song Parodies -> "Two Balls"

Original Song Title:

"Four Walls"

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Original Performer:

"Two Balls"

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The Lyrics

For the deviants here who are reading this song just because of the suggestive title, this parody is NOT about anatomy. In January 2009, President Obama hosted no less than TEN inaugaral balls in Washington. This time, he's consolidated them into just two events - although each has a guest list of thousands. He always was in his element when being adored by huge masses. ;D

At his First Inaugaration
Barack had ten parties - it's true.
This time, when there's pain in the nation,
He will plan to make due with two.

Two balls for Barry,
Two shows alike.
Two balls - it's scary,
Never so few since Ike! (1)

All of the Dems are now sad-faced.
Both Michele and O. are annoyed.
Still all this glitz would be bad taste
With so many folks unemployed.

Two balls, that's plenty.
Have more? He should.
He would need twenty
For his friends in Hollywood.

Oh what a grand celebration!
Then back to work - what a b*tch.
Time to reform immigration
And punish the foul evil rich.

Two balls, so thrilling.
No cares you bet.
Who'll get the billing?
O. will add it to the debt.

(1) Not since Dwight Eisenhower in 1953 has any President hosted as few as two Inaugaral Balls. I guess you could say that the President is the only person in D.C. this year who has "a pair of balls". ;D

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AFW - January 14, 2013 - Report this comment

Very funny idea, and carry-out, here, OMR

Patrick - January 14, 2013 - Report this comment

Then back to punish the foul evil rich. Which is the purpose of this Louis XVI-Marie Antoinette administration. I suppose if were having just one party, you would be using the old "Colonel Bogey" tune.

Lifeliver - January 14, 2013 - Report this comment

As AFW, v original topic.
Why do bees have bigger balls than buffaloes? Because they sell more tickets.

Barry Mitchel - January 15, 2013 - Report this comment

Looks like your two "bawls" have voted already; maybe were not invited. ;^)
One typo: "due" in line 4 should be "do" I think. Otherwise I loved it, including your intro and closing comments. Keep 'em coming in 2013, OMR.

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