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Song Parodies -> "More Than "Soon""

Original Song Title:

"To The Moon"

Original Performer:

Jnr Choi & Sam Tompkins

Parody Song Title:

"More Than "Soon""

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A simple question for the times: when shall you be here? Still waiting for an actual answer on that one...
Your answer's hell
Wantin' more than "soon"

Teh, ha, gave you a ring, please turn up
Teh, ha, yeah, yeah ('cause that's vague, "soon")
Teh, ha, ha, you heard the ring, so turn up
Teh, ha, yeah, yeah ('cause that's vague, "soon"), teh, teh, teh
Gave you a ring, please turn up
Brr, bo-bo-bo, bo-bo-bo, bo-bo-bo ('cause that's vague, "soon")
Yeah, yeah, you heard the ring, so turn up
Doo-doo-doo-doo, yeah ('cause that's vague, "soon")

Ooh, yeah, hate callin' you, yeah
I'm never certain, yeah, if it's the truth, yeah ('cause that's vague, "soon")
If you will arrive, yeah, anytime soon
Since I said "Nine, at nine, at nine" and it's nearly noon, yeah-ee ('cause that's vague, "soon")
Ooh, yeah, still callin' you, yeah
Because I'm certain, yeah, you'll call me rude, yeah ('cause that's vague, "soon")
You'll swear it's all fine, yeah, you'll be here soon
But that's a lie, big lie, big lie, opposite of true, yeah-ee ("soon")

Teh, ha, text and a ring, please turn up
Teh, ha, yeah, yeah ('cause that's vague, "soon")
Teh, ha, ha, eleventh ring, so turn up
Teh, ha, yeah, yeah ('cause that's vague, "soon"), teh, teh, teh
Text and a ring, please turn up
Brr, bo-bo-bo, bo-bo-bo, bo-bo-bo ('cause that's vague, "soon")
Yeah, yeah, seventeenth ring, so turn up
Doo-doo-doo-doo, yeah, yeah ('cause that's vague, "soon")

Not hard to understand why the one thing I need is the one thing you lack (whoa)
Yes, what you need to have ('cause that's vague, "soon") is some real clarity on when you're gonna land (whoa)
I'm doubtin' that you have a real excuse for me 'cause you'd cough it up fast (whoa)
And I don't think you'd have ('cause that's vague, "soon") the tact to not tell me to piss off 'cause you can't (whoa)
Focus on more than one thing, you wanna just drive and not stop to explain (no)
You're normally so blunt ('cause that's vague, "soon") so I'm at quite a loss why you veer away (way)
From tellin' me what's what, how this really quick drive has been stacked with delays
Standard construction stuff? Red lights each time? Stop cuttin' off and explain ("soon")

Teh, ha, won't stop the rings, please turn up
Teh, ha, yeah, yeah ('cause that's vague, "soon")
Teh, ha, ha, hang up, re-ring, so turn up
Teh, ha, yeah, yeah ('cause that's vague, "soon"), teh, teh, teh
Won't stop the rings, please turn up
Brr, bo-bo-bo, bo-bo-bo, bo-bo-bo ('cause that's vague, "soon")
Yeah, yeah, hang up, re-ring, so turn up
Doo-doo-doo-doo, yeah, yeah ('cause that's vague, "soon")

'Cause that's vague, "soon"
'Cause that's vague

"More Than Soon" contains samples of "Wanting More Than "Soon"" as written by the_conqueror_of_parodies a.k.a. ME.

Huh, that was quick.

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