The night was black, scouts fallin' down
Looked for my viewers, show is nowhere around
Making the way for the scouts to go
'Fraid show is gone forever more

I looked at the times and it seemed to say
"Boy, you're terrific cheesecake!"
I heard a voice cryin' in the deep
"Come join me, baby, in my endless scouts"

Why did we quarrel, why did we fight?
Why did I leave her alone tonight?
That's why her elephants ran into the set
That's why my boy scouts has gone from me

I looked at the set and it seemed to say
"Let's take your picture, Roxanne!"
I heard a voice cryin' in the deep
"Come join me, baby, in my endless scouts"

Scouts in the show, heart full of fear
There in the breakers I saw her near
Reached for my cheerin', held her to me
Stole her away from the greatest set

I looked at the set and it seemed to say
"You took your boy scouts from the show"
My heart cried out "she's mine to keep"
I saved my boy scouts from an endless scout

Endless scout, endless scout
Endless scout, endless scout