-> "Xanadu"
Original Song Title:
"The Blue Danube"
Parody Song Title:
"Xanadu"
The Lyrics
[---very long instrumental introduction---]
[---First waltz-theme---]
...In Xanadu...
Did
Ku-
-bla Khan
A
Stately
Plea-sure
Dome
Once
De-cree
Where Alph The Sa-cred
Ri-
-ver
Once ran
Through caves measureless
Down
To
The sea
So twice five miles of
The
Fer-
-tile ground
With walls and tow-ers
Were
Gir-
-dled 'round
With gar-dens bright
With---
---Sin'ous rills!
And with in-cense bear-ing trees!
[---Second waltz-theme---]
And here forests were
Ancient as the hills
Enfolding---spots
Of green-er---y
Oh that deep ro-man-
-tic chasm did slant
Down the
Green hill
A-thwart of a cedary cov'ring!
Holy savage place!
As en-chanted as
Any place e'er
Was en-chanted
'neath a waning moon
By the wailing swoon
Of a
Wo-man
For
Her demon-lover's ra-vish-ing!
[---Third waltz-theme---]
With
Cease-
-less
Tur-
-moil
Seeth-----ing
As
If
This
Earth
Were
Breath-----ing
A
Might-
-y
Foun-
-tain
Flee-----
-tingly was forced to give
Swift intermit-tent bursts!
Huge
Frag-
-ments
Vaul-
-ted
Bound-----ing
Like
Hails
Of
Grain
Re-
-sound-----ing
Be-
-neath
The
Thresh-
-er's
Pound-----ing
And 'mid dancing rocks,
Once ever it did fling!
[---waltz instrumental interlude---]
[---Third waltz-theme again---]
Mo-
-ment-
-ly
Up
The
Ri-----ver
Five
Miles
Me-
-and-
-ered
Thi-----ther
Through
Wood
The
Sa-
-cred
Ri-----ver
Reached caverns and sank
In tumult in the sea!
[---Fourth waltz-theme---]
And 'mid
This
Tu-mult Kubla did hear
An-ces-
-tral
Voices prophesy fear
(The) Sha-
-dow
Of the dome of pleas-ure
Floa-ted
Mid-way
On waves
Where once
Was
Heard the mingled meas-ure
From in
The
Fountain and in the caves
A
Mir----a-cle
Of
Rare
De-vice
A
Plea-sure
Dome
Of
Ice
[---very long lilting waltz-instrumental interlude---]
[---LOUD DRUMBEAT---]
[---Fifth waltz-theme: Swinging-pendulum-rhythm---]
And-with-awe!
Once-I-saw!
Damsel-musician!
An Abyssinian!
On her dul-ci-mer
She'd ren-der
Songs of Mount A-bora --- I wish I could re-vive ---
With-in me,
Sym-phony,
Of her song's delight!
And oh such deep delight,
Would ev-er there be,
With-in me,
If e'er I'd re-vive all of her symphony's delight!
[---long lilting waltz instrumental interlude---]
[---TRUMPET FANFARE---]
[---Sixth waltz-theme: Forceful-percussive-rhythm---]
[---trumpets---] AND-WITH-MUSIC-THAT-IS [---trumpets---]
LOUD - AND - STRONG!
I would build that
DOME - IN - AIR!
Oh that sunny
DOME - WITH - CAVES!
MADE - OF - ICE!
And-all-who-heard-should-see-them-there!
FLASH - ING - EYES!
And awe-some-ly
FLOAT - ING - HAIR!
Weave a circle
'ROUND - HIM - THRICE!
And-close-your-eyes-with-holy-dread-there!
[---lilting waltz instrumental interlude---]
[---Third waltz-theme again---]
A
Cir-
-cle
Weave
'round
Him-----thrice!
Close
Your
Eyes
With
Ho-ly-----dread!
He
On
Hon-
-ey
Dew
Hath-----fed,
And drunk the heav-en-ly milk-of-Paradise!
[---very long waltz instrumental interlude---]
[---First waltz-theme again---]
...In Xanadu...
Did
Ku-
-bla Khan
A
Stately
Plea-sure
Dome
Once
De-cree
Where Alph The Sa-cred
Ri-
-ver
Once ran
Through caves measureless
Down
To
The sea
So twice five miles of
The
Fer-
-tile ground
With walls and tow-ers
Were
Gir-
-dled 'round
With gar-dens bright
With---
---Sin'ous rills!
And with in-cense bear-ing ---
[---waltz instrumental ending---]
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