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Song Parodies -> "One Pacin, One's Botched, One's Fear"

Original Song Title:

"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Lee Hooker

Parody Song Title:

"One Pacin, One's Botched, One's Fear"

Parody Written by:

Ann Hammond

The Lyrics

One pacin, one's botched, my one's fear
One pacin, one's botched, my one's fear
Splay twist stir a render to clear
I need another drink and I need it now

Somebody has gone, I'm now on such fright
I ain't been so crazy in fright in the past
One pacin, one's botched, my one's fear

(Spoken)
And so I sit here, gettin' high, mellow
Knocked out, feel real good and at the time
I looked on the wall on the old clock and all
At that time, it was ten thirty mommy

I looked really heard, was my grandmother
She said, " Why aren't you in bed Annie?

One pacin, one's botched, my one's fear

Well, Somebody has gone, I'm now on such fright
I ain't been so crazy in fright in the past
I'm gonna get drunk to match out of my mind
One pacin, one's botched, my one's fear

(Spoken)
So I sat there, gettin' high, stoned
Knocked out, feel real good and at the time
I looked on the wall on the old clock and all
And at that time it said one something 0 two

I need more alcohol, I said
"Hey refrigerator, what do you got?"

One pacin, one's botched, my one's fear
One pacin, one's botched, my one's fear
One pacin, one's botched, my one's fear

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

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 4   1
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Ann H - July 25, 2013 - Report this comment
think I'm going to need to go to the store and get more.
Ann Haminator - July 25, 2013 - Report this comment
well thanks for the 1's , 4's, and 5's. I will be leaving to SF to see if my thyroid needs to be operated on or not. Anyway eitherway, "I'll be back" .
Lifeliver - July 25, 2013 - Report this comment
This is a bit cryptic - is it about one bombs? They have nothing to do with your parody - just someone (unsuccessfully) covering their tracks by spreading them about, I'd say.

'Splay twist stir a render to clear' - I have no idea what that means. In general, try more extended vocab and phonetic-matching for better results. At least your theme was more accessible to me this time. I can't relate to zombies and Pokemon -just generation gap, I guess. Keep plugging, Ann. You seem young but determined.
Ann H - July 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Splay, twist and render were just some words to rhyme with the song and say I was shaking and stuff. I use rhymezone.com to find rhyming words. I am crazy and sometimes go for ones because I like teasing and being teased. I oned my pokemon write so I could act all scared and then send this. Then I got oned here and I made my store comment.

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