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Song Parodies -> "Amazing Kate"

Original Song Title:

"Amazing Grace"

Original Performer:

John Newton

Parody Song Title:

"Amazing Kate"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I hope no one takes offense at making a parody of "Amazing Grace"...
Amazing Kate, how sweet that gown,
That saved a bore like me
I once was aloof but now am ground,
Was duty-bound, but now I’m free.

T'was Kate that taught my heart to love,
And Kate, my fears relieved
How precious that Kate took class with me
At St. Andrews college

Through many photographers, Royals, and death
I have already overcome;
'Tis Kate that will sit upon the throne someday
A “Peoples’ Princess“, just like my mum

Kate has promised to be a good wife to me
Her word my hope secures
She will my companion and comfort be,
As long as our marriage endures.

Yea, when this wedding and ceremony are finished,
And her common life shall cease,
We shall possess within the castle walls,
A life filled with joy and peace.

May we reign in the UK for many long years
Bright shining as the old Empire sun
I'd have no less days to sing Kate's praise
Than when I first begun.




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Patrick - April 28, 2011 - Report this comment
It's nice to know someone is still doing well in these difficult times. At least her husband has a job.
John Barry - April 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Could this wedding be even more important that MJ's death in this history of the world?
WarrenB - April 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Nice work.
Dave W. - April 28, 2011 - Report this comment
Very well written, heart felt , and fitting use of Amazing Grace.....Thank you Robert
Rob Arndt - May 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Long live the Duke and Dutchess of Cambridge!!! And for Kate to bear a royal male heir...
Sandy - October 03, 2015 - Report this comment
A real gem. 5s!!!

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