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Song Parodies -> "Wish Joaq Were Mine"
Original Song Title:
"I Walk the Line"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"Wish Joaq Were Mine"
Parody Written by:
Arwen
The Lyrics
I keep a close watch on that screen of mine
I find a new boyfriend from time to time
You'll see my latest fling in "Walk the Line"
He's just so fine
Wish Joaq were mine
I think he's very, very dreamy, it is true
And there are man-y things I'd like to do
My willingness I wish that Phoenix knew
I'll sit and pine
'Til Joaq is mine
I watched him fight E.T. with just a bat
Helped me see Glad-i-ating's where it's at
And he fights fires, nothing com-pares to that!
I want a "Sign"
That Joaq is mine
Lost to "Ca-po-te," I just sat and cried
It took a few hours 'til my eyes were dried
Wanted to tan ol' Philip Seymour Hoffman's hide
Make Truman whine
'Cause Joaq is mine
Though critics scoffed, I liked "The Village" fine
I'd love him if, like that girl, I were blind
As long as I could grab his cute be-hind
Be on Cloud Nine
If Joaq were mine
I find a new boyfriend from time to time
You'll see my latest fling in "Walk the Line"
He's just so fine
Wish Joaq were mine
I think he's very, very dreamy, it is true
And there are man-y things I'd like to do
My willingness I wish that Phoenix knew
I'll sit and pine
'Til Joaq is mine
I watched him fight E.T. with just a bat
Helped me see Glad-i-ating's where it's at
And he fights fires, nothing com-pares to that!
I want a "Sign"
That Joaq is mine
Lost to "Ca-po-te," I just sat and cried
It took a few hours 'til my eyes were dried
Wanted to tan ol' Philip Seymour Hoffman's hide
Make Truman whine
'Cause Joaq is mine
Though critics scoffed, I liked "The Village" fine
I'd love him if, like that girl, I were blind
As long as I could grab his cute be-hind
Be on Cloud Nine
If Joaq were mine
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My you're flighty. Vin, Orlando, Joaq... you realize that if they ever find out you're interested there's going to be a huge fight over you.
top job, here...I guess in your eyes, he is, "The Joaq of Fame"...five awards
I watched "Walk" last night. Nice job. . .5s
hilarious and heartfelt
No joaqin', this one was good. 555s
You liked "The Village"?? You gotta be Joaq-ing. 555
Nice. A few points I disagree with, but overall very very good.
Rex...yeah, I'm pretty sure you're right about that. And I've got enough grief in my life, facing every day with the REAL LIFE men who are fighting over me...I might try to keep stuff like this under wraps from now on...; )
AFW...hehehe...thanks!
John...you're lucky. I wish I had watched it again last night. Instead, I watched "Saving Silverman."
alvin...thanks very much!
Larry...hee! Thank you!
Rick...no, I'm not kidding. And it isn't even because of Mr. Phoenix. I liked it BEFORE I became obsessed with him...; )
Freddy...well, it's okay if you don't think he's dreamy. Less competition for me.
AFW...hehehe...thanks!
John...you're lucky. I wish I had watched it again last night. Instead, I watched "Saving Silverman."
alvin...thanks very much!
Larry...hee! Thank you!
Rick...no, I'm not kidding. And it isn't even because of Mr. Phoenix. I liked it BEFORE I became obsessed with him...; )
Freddy...well, it's okay if you don't think he's dreamy. Less competition for me.
I didn't think Joaq-ey had any real acting ability until Walk The Line came out. Did you know his real name is Leaf (brother of River --RIP)?
Agri...actually his real name is Joaquin. He changed it to Leaf as a child...(in part to be more "earthy" sounding like siblings River and Rain)...and then eventually reverted back to Joaquin. And yes, I'm a total obsessive nerd. Love me or leave me.
You certainly Joaq to the beat of a different plummer. He fought ET?
Hey Jeff...=) He fought AN E.T. A mean one...in 'Signs.' If he fought "the" E.T. I might have to consider not liking him as much. But then I would go ahead and remember how dreamy he is.
The one thing that might come between us is my love for fashion and his PETA ties. If he gets on my case for wearing leather, there could be a rumble.
The one thing that might come between us is my love for fashion and his PETA ties. If he gets on my case for wearing leather, there could be a rumble.
I freaking LOVE Joaquin Phoenix. He is beyond sexy. And I am overjoyed with your cleverness at using "Joaq!" FABulous!
Ash...Amen, Sister...AMEN...he's a dreamy bastard, that is for sure! Thanks!
not cool, i like johnny cash songs
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