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Song Parodies -> "Because You Whine"

Original Song Title:

"I Walk The Line"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Because You Whine"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

I keep a close eye on this watch of mine
I know I must be home in bed by nine
Or else you'll treat me like it is a crime
Because you whine
I walk the line
Because you whine
I walk the line

I must be very very careful what I say
I must come home and give you all my pay
I must pretend I like your dumb beret
Because you whine
I walk the line
Because you whine
I walk the line

I keep a close watch on that girl's behind
Until you smack me so hard I go blind
If you would let me I would buy a spine
Because you whine
I walk the line
Because you whine
I walk the line

I must be very very stupid to stay here
I think I'll dump your butt after this beer
Come home right now? Of course I will yes dear
Because you whine
I walk the line
Because you whine
I walk the line

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Royce Miller - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny and interesting
Adagio - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Good.
Wild Man - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't know why, but I get the feeling Mike P. is in this room with thease monkeys, or Maybe it's the Johnny Cash tunes. Come out- Come out , where ever you are..........................................!
Michael Pacholek - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
If I was "in the room with thease monkeys," this would've been a WHOLE lot better.
Royce Miller - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael P---Your humility is overwhelming; how's things in Jersey?
Claude Prez - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Should I be offended you thought I was Michael? Sorry about the name switch; I'm just being weird, experimenting with a little quantity over quality for a while. Thanks for the comments all.
Royce Miller - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude--are you serious, are you the author of this parody?
Claude Prez - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes. Sorry if it confused anyone; I actually hate multiple personas but it woulda felt weird "announcing" it. I just thought the name was funny.
Royce Miller - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude---Okay, well just let me say, I went and read all of your parodies under " Room Full of Monkeys", because I liked all of the ones you posted today; I would have liked the parodies if you had used your real name also--I knew this was someone talented who wrote this stuff, and am not surprised it's you. But Wild Man was pretty perceptive, was he not?
Claude Prez - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Yep. He's the Man. That is Wild. Thanks Royce.
Wild Man - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude! ROFL! , It's not quite what I'm familiar with as far as your works, but if you have fun writing them , i'll have fun reading em! Sorry, Mike Pacholek , that Johnny Cash thing had me going.
Michael Pacholek - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I've changed my mind. This is a whole lot better that I thought it was a year and a half ago.

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