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Song Parodies -> "Thing Of Fire"
Original Song Title:
"Ring Of Fire"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"Thing Of Fire"
Parody Written by:
A Room Full Of Monkeys
The Lyrics
Fire -- is a tricky thing
And it makes -- an ouchy sting
My -- IQ's not higher
So I jumped into a thing of fire
I jumped in to a burning thing of fire
I went "Ow! Ow! Ow!" and the pain was dire
And I learned, learned, learned
Don't play with fire
Don't play with fire
The pain -- was so complete
From head -- down to my feet
Roasted me like an Oscar Meyer
Shrieked so high I could join a choir
I jumped in to a burning thing of fire
I went "Ow! Ow! Ow!" and the pain was dire
And I learned, learned, learned
Don't play with fire
Don't play with fire
And it makes -- an ouchy sting
My -- IQ's not higher
So I jumped into a thing of fire
I jumped in to a burning thing of fire
I went "Ow! Ow! Ow!" and the pain was dire
And I learned, learned, learned
Don't play with fire
Don't play with fire
The pain -- was so complete
From head -- down to my feet
Roasted me like an Oscar Meyer
Shrieked so high I could join a choir
I jumped in to a burning thing of fire
I went "Ow! Ow! Ow!" and the pain was dire
And I learned, learned, learned
Don't play with fire
Don't play with fire
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jack-@$$ stunt...
Don't give 'em any ideas, Static. As for this parody, Smokin'! Much better than your first Cash effort.
LOL! Now this is the Cash song exactly the way I understood it when I was just three... brought back weird memories... :-D
I'm the first one to vote? Yeesh. As for the parody, to borrow Paris Hilton's catchphrase, "That's hot!" (However, if there's so much she thinks is hot, I wonder...Is Paris Burning? XD ROFL)
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