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Song Parodies -> "Life's Winebar to Heaven"
Original Song Title:
"Life's Railway To Heaven"
Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"Life's Winebar to Heaven"
Parody Written by:
lifeliver
The Lyrics
'I'd rather have bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy' - quote sometimes credited to Tom Waits, but probably anon?
LIFE'S WINEBAR TO HEAVEN
Life is like a fancy winebar
With a concierge that's brave
He must make the choice successful
Serve a label, make them rave
Check the vintage, style and chateaux
Fermentation never fail
Keep your hands upon the bottle
Good aeration will prevail
Blessed tastebuds thou wilt guide us
Till we reach that blissful pour
Where the wine buffs wait to join us
Oh garçon, please give me more
Blessed vintner do not chide us
If we fail to find the door
Please arrange our friends to join us
As we lays out on the floor
Life is like a fancy winebar
With a concierge that's brave
He must make the choice successful
Serve a label, make them rave
Check the vintage, style and chateaux
Fermentation never fail
Keep your hands upon the bottle
Good aeration will prevail
Blessed tastebuds thou wilt guide us
Till we reach that blissful pour
Where the wine buffs wait to join us
Oh garçon, please give me more
Blessed vintner do not chide us
If we fail to find the door
Please arrange our friends to join us
As we lays out on the floor
youtube. alternative lyrics copyright D J Lowe
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Interesting take on this old gospel favorite
A fine assortment you have put out for us today...I raise my glass
LL, I love your stuff, very classy and fresh-555!
Thanks to each of you for comments. @Rob if you saw some of the stuff I can't post here you wouldn't think me too classy, ha ha.
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