-> "Streets of the Ghetto"
Original Song Title:
"Streets of Laredo"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Streets of the Ghetto"
The Lyrics
As I drove down the grey streets of the Ghetto
As I drove out in the Ghetto one day
I spied a young Black man with nary a bullet
I rolled down my window, said "I'm NRA"
I see by your skin tone that you are a Black man
And you are unarmed, and that somehow seems wrong
If you'll take a look in the trunk of my Kia
You'll find a TEC-9 you can have for a song
'cause here on these mean streets it ain't safe for walking
There's some dude waiting to blow you away
I've got the hardware to even your chances
A gift from your friends in the new KKK
Here's six thirty-rounders to spray lots of bullets
Six hi-cap magazines loaded with shells
In the streets and the alleys we'll add up the tallies
Of young Black men blowing each other to hell
The bullets flew quickly, blood puddled thickly
Each morning the TV would chalk up the score
Whenever the cops would recover a weapon
We'd go to the slums and deliver some more
Every new sunrise is a funeral morning
A convoy of hearses now rolls round the clock
For each one who dies there's another one borning
We're there at the nursery to sell him a Glock
From all these murders we may draw a lesson
Folks can be bent to accomplish our will
Give some peaceful man a brand new Smith and Wesson
He'll turn to a fiend, with a blood-lust to kill
You've just heard the tale of a once-tranquil ghetto
It's now a war zone, we're the new KKK
Cynical plot, have we any regret? No!
We don't sell crack cocaine, that would be CIA
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