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Song Parodies -> "Molson Fizzin' Brews"

Original Song Title:

"Folsom Prison Blues"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Johnny Cash

Parody Song Title:

"Molson Fizzin' Brews"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

I hear ol' Granny gummin'
She's throwin' her Depends
Now we won't see the feline till
This nightmare ends

I'm suckin' Molson fizzin's
And Gran keeps raggin' on
Aspertane's got me swollen
Down my digestive zone

I'm watchin' Chester Baby
With Marshall Dillon's guns
Bullets are a good toy
For pokin' folks's buns

But I tickled Janet Reno
Just to make her squeal
When I hear Ted Bessell crowin'
My Johnny cakes congeal

I'll bet a fish pokes Wheaton
Willy Wheaton in a bar
And little Wesley Crusher
Has fishy sticks tartar

Still I hear old Granny gummin'
Screw-loose and fancy free
And those Bradys keep on groovin'
All through the cemet'ry.

Well, if my Granny kept on whizzin'
And if Conrad Bain was nine
I'll bet I'd Moe and Curly
Shemp and Joe, and Larry Fine

Got my Molson fizzin'
You'd better take off, eh
Or I'll fire a hosehead missile
Up your Doris Day.

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 16

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AFW - April 09, 2015 - Report this comment
How ya' been, Porfle? This is wild, crazy, and creatively funny...just what we need more of around here..
Callmelennie - April 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Damn good to see you, Porfle. You have no idea how much this website missed you. Now, having said that ... what the HELL is this song about? (lol)
Porfle Popnecker - April 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Thank ye very much!
Jonathan - April 09, 2015 - Report this comment
I read a song from Porfle just to give it 5's ain't seen you in a while I'm glad you're still alive!
Porfle Popnecker - April 09, 2015 - Report this comment
You got my Molson fizzin' with that one.
Nay - April 09, 2015 - Report this comment
Trying too hard for overall silliness and btw it's aspertame (gen nutra sweet).
Porfle Popnecker - April 10, 2015 - Report this comment
No, it isn't! :D
Big Al - April 10, 2015 - Report this comment
Porfle, you a crazy MF, 555!

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