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Song Parodies -> "My Big, Fat Obnoxious Fiancee"
Original Song Title:
"Battle of New Orleans"
Original Performer:
Johnny Horton
Parody Song Title:
"My Big, Fat Obnoxious Fiancee"
Parody Written by:
Arcade Junkie
The Lyrics
Average Joe ain't got nothin' on this!
In 2004, FOX gave us a trip
to put us in a mansion on the mighty Mississip
Randi Coy was a teacher looking for a fiancee
But what just really happened was there something wrong this way
(chorus)
Steve Williams was the one and Randi kept a cryin'
2 days after this, her teacher job was fired
Can Randi just get married, or it's her just broke back home?
My Big, Fat Obnoxious Fiancee is a TV show
Steve Williams is a fiction guy, he's just an actor now
He's gonna do the same things the way Joe Schmo showed us how
What Randi did just wear was an engagement ring
But Steve is bad and rude and doing even worser things
(repeat chorus)
Well, it's been just 14 days and it's a great wedding surprise
The finale will be a good one right before our eyes
There's just $1 million dollars, to pull a hoax so well
If they leave or object, this show will not go to...well,
(repeat chorus)
**Steve just ate all the pizza and just splashed in the hot tub
And he's dancing in his undies, I can't keep my eyes closed
Randi's so fine, Average Joe is just much better
But this one here on FOX is a way cool TV show
Better than Joe Millionaire 2, in which ratings are down
I wonder what stuff Steve will get into next time around
Melana is 1st, Larissa's next and Randi is behind
I guess i'll stick with average joe when this show's out of time
(repeat chorus)
(repeat **)
Hup, 2, 3, 4, Sound off, 3, 4, Hup, 2, 3, 4, sound off, 3, 4, Hup, 2, 3, 4
to put us in a mansion on the mighty Mississip
Randi Coy was a teacher looking for a fiancee
But what just really happened was there something wrong this way
(chorus)
Steve Williams was the one and Randi kept a cryin'
2 days after this, her teacher job was fired
Can Randi just get married, or it's her just broke back home?
My Big, Fat Obnoxious Fiancee is a TV show
Steve Williams is a fiction guy, he's just an actor now
He's gonna do the same things the way Joe Schmo showed us how
What Randi did just wear was an engagement ring
But Steve is bad and rude and doing even worser things
(repeat chorus)
Well, it's been just 14 days and it's a great wedding surprise
The finale will be a good one right before our eyes
There's just $1 million dollars, to pull a hoax so well
If they leave or object, this show will not go to...well,
(repeat chorus)
**Steve just ate all the pizza and just splashed in the hot tub
And he's dancing in his undies, I can't keep my eyes closed
Randi's so fine, Average Joe is just much better
But this one here on FOX is a way cool TV show
Better than Joe Millionaire 2, in which ratings are down
I wonder what stuff Steve will get into next time around
Melana is 1st, Larissa's next and Randi is behind
I guess i'll stick with average joe when this show's out of time
(repeat chorus)
(repeat **)
Hup, 2, 3, 4, Sound off, 3, 4, Hup, 2, 3, 4, sound off, 3, 4, Hup, 2, 3, 4
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I also wrote about this awhile back. If you're interested, you can check out My Big Fat Obnoxious Parody http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/davidleeroth3.shtml. By the way, great job.
I saw it and there is actually half a million dollars in this wedding hoax, so the lyric should've been "there's half a million on the line."
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