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Song Parodies -> "I Am As Sick As I Can Be"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"

Original Performer:

Johnny Marks

Parody Song Title:

"I Am As Sick As I Can Be"

Parody Written by:

Duffy

The Lyrics

The title says it all. Achoo!
I am as sick
As I can be
Didn't get my shot on time

Now the flu has
ravaged me
Every cough you hear is mine

Walkin' to gym
In bitter cold
Didn't serve me very well

I thought that I was
Bundled up
But I wasn't, very well

I noticed I was clearing my poor throat to excess
Sneezing, headache, heavy eyes now
Caught the bug and I don't know how

Washing my hands
All the time
Didn't help me very much

The OJ that I
Chugged each day
Didn't have no healing touch


I am as sick
As I can be
Didn't get my shot on time

Now the flu has
ravaged me
Every cough you hear is mine

(C) 2003, Valerie Duffy.All rights reserved.
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Rick D - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I feel your pain.
David Chrenko - December 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Rick, I was gonna ask her to dedicate it to you! Get well, buddy - we who also didn't get our flu shot in time this year can all relate.
Sneezy & Wheezy Parchisi - December 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Donde esta la Senorita Duffy?
Duffy - December 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Yo soy en mi casa, gracias.
whtie trash - July 13, 2008 - Report this comment
you a very good writer duffy do you have a myspace

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