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Song Parodies -> "Melancholy Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Holly Jolly Christmas"
Original Performer:
Johnny Marks
Parody Song Title:
"Melancholy Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Dave Allman
The Lyrics
HAVE A MELANCHOLY CHRISTMAS
Dave Allman (c) 2005
Have a melancholy Christmas;
It's the worst time of the year
Cash is low, and lines are slow,
The wife has lost all cheer.
Have a melancholy Christmas;
And when you walk down the street
Look away, the moods are grey
Just hope you don't get beat.
Old cans of Michelob
Underneath the tree;
Somebody drank them all;
Suicidally.
Have a melancholy Christmas,
It's the loneliness we fear,
Oh such folly, have a melancholy
Christmas this year.
Dave Allman (c) 2005
Have a melancholy Christmas;
It's the worst time of the year
Cash is low, and lines are slow,
The wife has lost all cheer.
Have a melancholy Christmas;
And when you walk down the street
Look away, the moods are grey
Just hope you don't get beat.
Old cans of Michelob
Underneath the tree;
Somebody drank them all;
Suicidally.
Have a melancholy Christmas,
It's the loneliness we fear,
Oh such folly, have a melancholy
Christmas this year.
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A good realistic Christmas parody...all 5's.
I was gonna comment on this, but I was too depressed to get out of bed and walk over to the computer.
I'd be more depressed if I didn't comment on a well done parody like this one. 5's
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