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Song Parodies -> "Hand Job"
Original Song Title:
"Willie and the Hand Jive"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Otis
Parody Song Title:
"Hand Job"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Tell Claude Prez my wife wants her biscuits back.
I know a girl named Put-Out Millie--
In a frisky little mood, she slaps me silly!
She's a board-certified chiropractor-masseuse--
When she gives me a hand job, it gets me loose!
Mama said, "Poppa needs a manicure..."--
Gave him a hand job for Yom Kippur!
Poppa said, "Mama's car needs a shine..."--
Gave her a hand job for Valentine's!
Hand job
Hand job
Hand job,
Doin' that crazy hand job!
Village People got together last fall--
Gave each other a hand job, and that ain't all!
Cop gave Construction Worker a twist--
When he gave him the hand job with his fist!
Hand job
Hand job
Hand job,
Doin' that crazy hand job!
Doctor and a lawyer and an Indian chief--
They made a hand job circle and what a relief!
Doctor said, "Bob, better leave it alone--
You're starting to get carpal tunnel syndrome!"
Hand job
Hand job
Hand job,
Doin' that crazy hand job!
Hey, hey....
Hey, hey....
In a frisky little mood, she slaps me silly!
She's a board-certified chiropractor-masseuse--
When she gives me a hand job, it gets me loose!
Mama said, "Poppa needs a manicure..."--
Gave him a hand job for Yom Kippur!
Poppa said, "Mama's car needs a shine..."--
Gave her a hand job for Valentine's!
Hand job
Hand job
Hand job,
Doin' that crazy hand job!
Village People got together last fall--
Gave each other a hand job, and that ain't all!
Cop gave Construction Worker a twist--
When he gave him the hand job with his fist!
Hand job
Hand job
Hand job,
Doin' that crazy hand job!
Doctor and a lawyer and an Indian chief--
They made a hand job circle and what a relief!
Doctor said, "Bob, better leave it alone--
You're starting to get carpal tunnel syndrome!"
Hand job
Hand job
Hand job,
Doin' that crazy hand job!
Hey, hey....
Hey, hey....
©Bob "The Handyman" Gomez 2004
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gotta hand it to ya...this is funny...5s
9 votes, 1 comment? That's not right....well done, dude. 555
Thank you, alvin and Kris, and a very happy holiday....d;:^)
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