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Song Parodies -> "Weapon, Weapon, Weapon"
Original Song Title:
"777"
Original Performer:
Joji
Parody Song Title:
"Weapon, Weapon, Weapon"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
It's fun to have different weapons in video games for different situations. Just don't make it a pain in the hole to switch over...
Havin' fun with this game, spendin' most of my time
Murderin' things, no, no life
But sometimes I get to freakin' because I find
I drown in things, no, no lie
From all the potions that I'm needin' for fixin' all of the bleedin'
Or increasin' damage-dealin' right now
To the items I got for some quest, it's in my list somewhere, I vaguely
Recall, maybe, but what is not even remotely some fun
Is when my screen, that's right, my whole-ass screen
Gets all filled up with things for stabbery (ayy)
Too much for me, a bit too much for me
Wish I could trash 'em but there's still a need (whoo)
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh, each axe or hatchet is needed for new assholes
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh, that I face, I face, tryna put 'em in their last hole
Ooh-ooh-ooh, each axe or hammer is needed for new assholes
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, scrollin' through them now, it's a pain in the ass, buddy
Hurts (hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt) when I'm tryna bring hurt (when I'm tryna bring hurt)
And mid-combat, must remember (it's annoyin' to remember) that a spear will not work (no, a spear will not work, stupid spear ain't gon' work)
Weapon, weapon, weapon (weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon), oh, want a bit more speed, I reckon (want a bit more speed, I reckon), ayy
To get to one that thwacks now, yeah (solid blow), 'cause I have to scroll right down, blows
There's no sep'rate menu now (want that now) for the things that bring the "ow" (lots of "ow)
Can't sort them out, can't sort them out
And all the data that I'm needin', the stats for their damage dealin'
I'm not seein' what I'm needin' right now
Until I click for a description, an extra step that I do not need
When I might be restartin' this whole damn section 'cause I'm crushed
All that I need, trust me, all that I need (all that I need)
Is a UI full of simplicity (oh-oh, yeah)
All that I see right now, all that I see (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Is complete jank that got missed by QC
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh, each axe or dagger is needed for new assholes
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh, that I face, I face, let me put 'em in their last hole
Ooh-ooh-ooh, each axe or hatchet is needed for new assholes
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, might have to look 'round for a mod for this crap, buddy
Murderin' things, no, no life
But sometimes I get to freakin' because I find
I drown in things, no, no lie
From all the potions that I'm needin' for fixin' all of the bleedin'
Or increasin' damage-dealin' right now
To the items I got for some quest, it's in my list somewhere, I vaguely
Recall, maybe, but what is not even remotely some fun
Is when my screen, that's right, my whole-ass screen
Gets all filled up with things for stabbery (ayy)
Too much for me, a bit too much for me
Wish I could trash 'em but there's still a need (whoo)
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh, each axe or hatchet is needed for new assholes
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh, that I face, I face, tryna put 'em in their last hole
Ooh-ooh-ooh, each axe or hammer is needed for new assholes
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, scrollin' through them now, it's a pain in the ass, buddy
Hurts (hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt) when I'm tryna bring hurt (when I'm tryna bring hurt)
And mid-combat, must remember (it's annoyin' to remember) that a spear will not work (no, a spear will not work, stupid spear ain't gon' work)
Weapon, weapon, weapon (weapon, weapon, weapon, weapon), oh, want a bit more speed, I reckon (want a bit more speed, I reckon), ayy
To get to one that thwacks now, yeah (solid blow), 'cause I have to scroll right down, blows
There's no sep'rate menu now (want that now) for the things that bring the "ow" (lots of "ow)
Can't sort them out, can't sort them out
And all the data that I'm needin', the stats for their damage dealin'
I'm not seein' what I'm needin' right now
Until I click for a description, an extra step that I do not need
When I might be restartin' this whole damn section 'cause I'm crushed
All that I need, trust me, all that I need (all that I need)
Is a UI full of simplicity (oh-oh, yeah)
All that I see right now, all that I see (ooh-ooh-ooh)
Is complete jank that got missed by QC
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh, each axe or dagger is needed for new assholes
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh, that I face, I face, let me put 'em in their last hole
Ooh-ooh-ooh, each axe or hatchet is needed for new assholes
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, might have to look 'round for a mod for this crap, buddy
Even when the weapons are in a sub-menu with sorting options, it can still be a pain. Looking at you, Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom.
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