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Song Parodies -> "Excreting Farts"

Original Song Title:

"Your Cheating Heart"

Original Performer:

Joni James

Parody Song Title:

"Excreting Farts"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Excreting out your butt you peep,
You try to fly a soundless bleep.
It sweeps the air waves right on cue,
Excreting farts make their debut.

You squeeze the gas, it's such a pain,
And if it smells the dog you'll blame.
You'll deny that came out of you,
Excreting farts can gag you blue.

[Instrumental Break - Sound of lots of musical horns tooting]

Excreting farts out your butt creep,
Hope high and dry they do not seep.
They sweep the air like Bundy's shoe,
Excreting farts you can't subdue.

You're eyes will tear like falling rain,
When you lift up your cheek and strain.
You hope it's gas and not some pooh,
Excreting farts how they ensue.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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LAurence Dunne - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!! 5-5-5
Adagio - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL!! (gross) 5's
Diva - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! Clearly, you and WM have discussed this fine technique.
Mr. X - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Too disgusting in my opinion. 5,3,1.
Wild Man - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFL! Guy. Bundy's shoe had just the right flavor. I'm disappointed no fun egg odor ads from google
The Great Karlando - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I've never heard of the original, so I'm not gonna vote on this. But I think it's really funny, and would probably give it 5's just based on the title. I've never heard the act of farting described as an "excretion" before, but that's exactly what it is. And yea, it's a lil' bit disgusting, but so what? As long as I don't come into immidiate contact with them, I find disgusting things to be hilarious! Nice job dude.

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