Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Silent Nuts"
Original Song Title:
"Silent Night"
Original Performer:
Josef Mohr & Franz Gruber
Parody Song Title:
"Silent Nuts"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
No, it's not what you think, you filthy-minded people.
Silent nuts.
Reverent nuts.
All is calm
inside our huts.
Round computers
we do get wild.
Not tonight.
We rest and we're mild.
Dirty minds are at peace.
Dirty minds are at peace.
Silent nuts.
Reverent nuts.
No big songs 'bout big butts.
No dumb songs about Paris in here.
No swipes at Madonna or Spears.
Guys, we're resting this morn.
Guys, we're resting this morn.
Silent nuts.
Reverent nuts.
No songs 'bout
hating Bush guts.
No sports spoofs
will enter this space.
Time enough for that
in coming days.
Please, observe, if you're worth.
Please, observe, if you're worth.
Silent nuts.
Reverent nuts.
Calm yourselves.
Don't be a yutz.
Now our parodies, pause from their zing
not tonight will we be dingalings.
Guys, we're resting this morn.
Guys, we're resting this morn.
Reverent nuts.
All is calm
inside our huts.
Round computers
we do get wild.
Not tonight.
We rest and we're mild.
Dirty minds are at peace.
Dirty minds are at peace.
Silent nuts.
Reverent nuts.
No big songs 'bout big butts.
No dumb songs about Paris in here.
No swipes at Madonna or Spears.
Guys, we're resting this morn.
Guys, we're resting this morn.
Silent nuts.
Reverent nuts.
No songs 'bout
hating Bush guts.
No sports spoofs
will enter this space.
Time enough for that
in coming days.
Please, observe, if you're worth.
Please, observe, if you're worth.
Silent nuts.
Reverent nuts.
Calm yourselves.
Don't be a yutz.
Now our parodies, pause from their zing
not tonight will we be dingalings.
Guys, we're resting this morn.
Guys, we're resting this morn.
Regardless of what you believe, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||||||||
| 4 | 1 | 2 | 2 | ||||||||
| 5 | 3 | 2 | 2 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
i feel serene
I thought it was really funny.
"Dixon Nuts" is about food, I swear! Good stuff Michael.
Polack Mike, I wish that you WERE a "silent nut," instead of a loud-mouthed nut.
My latest trick is to denigrate people based on their race. My Imperial Wizard is so proud of me.
Well, we Poles aren't exactly up to our sausage-thick necks in Christmas carols. As far as I can tell, our only contribution is "In the Bleak Midwinter." "It Came Upon the Midnight Clear," it's not.
it sucked
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/josefmohrfranzgruber0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 1198