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Song Parodies -> "Soylent Green"

Original Song Title:

"Silent Night"

Original Performer:

Joseph Mohr & Franz Xavier Gruber

Parody Song Title:

"Soylent Green"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Click here to read about the campy classic sci-fi movie "Soylent Green"
Soylent Green
Wholly green
But it's not
What it seems

Ground-round ur--chins, mothers and child
Protein substitute, tender and mild
Eat-in' Evan, Lee, Stee-eeve
Eat--in' Ev-an, Lee, Steve


Soylent Green
Wholly green
Shepherd-shake
Pat's ice cream

Gory streams from levers that saw
E-ve-ry ghost sings "Now I'm food, yah!"
Priced for flavor, and more--ore
Pri-iced for fla-vor, and more


Soylent Green
Wholly green
Bun of Claude
Doug's pure spleen

Radiant beams of ionize-rays
Kill the spawn of Green's teeming phage
Feed the hoards of thy Earrrrth
Fee-eed the hoards, of thy Earth
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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.5
Total Votes: 17

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John Barry - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Ummm. Makes me want breakfast.
Johnny D - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, John.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Damn you Johnny! :-)

I have a 25% written parody named "Green soylent" in my sketchbook. Was thinking that if I ever finished it would definitely be the first one on AmIright about that old movie. But nothing's too obscure for you, made it nr 1 again! :-)
Rick d - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
People who eat people are the yuckiest people in the world...
alvin rhodes - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
i was thinking about a nice honey glazed sam for dinner tonight...5s
Johnny D - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peter & Rick & Alvin.
Phil Alexander - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
I first read Make Room! Make Room! (the book on which Soylent Green is based) more than twenty years ago - and strongly recommend it, along with just about everything else Harry Harrison has written, to anyone who's only seen the film. Excellent parody, JD, to a subject I'd not really thought about parodying :-)
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
A brilliant parody perfectly executed (just like your lunch!) I love how The Simpsons always have a Soylent Green joke when projecting the future. Nibble on these 5s.
Meriadoc - November 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Loved the "now I'm food - yah" line!
Johnny D - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Philbo, Luke, and Merry.
Spaff.com - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
It's not easy being Soylent Green.
Johnny D - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
What, for a man of good taste such as yourself, Spaff? Heh heh. Thanks very much! ;-)
Jeff Reuben - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Of course, I'll have to check out the campy sci-fi movie now. Thanks for the tip!
Johnny D - November 16, 2004 - Report this comment
You're welcome, Jeff ... and thank you!
Michael Pacholek - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Now we know Johnny D's two missions in life: To be served by women, and to serve man.
Johnny D - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Michael. Oh and by the way, it's not an encyclopedia.....it's a COOKBOOK!

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