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Song Parodies -> "Fees"

Original Song Title:

"Trees"

Original Performer:

Joyce Kilmer

Parody Song Title:

"Fees"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The dreaded phone bill...
The one bill I can never read
The phone bill loaded-up with fees

Endless fees I do detest
Call 1-800-***-**** to protest

Like 50 fees that I must pay
Service line, calls, Fed, State, all raised

Fees that seem all unfair
AT&T Reps do not care

And service contracts are a pain
Promos limited for true gain

Cell phones are more trusty
With Verizon I am pleased...

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