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Song Parodies -> "All Your Laws Gun GrabbingTraitors"
Original Song Title:
"We Are Coming Father Abra'am 300,000 More"
Original Performer:
J S Gibbons and L O Emerson
Parody Song Title:
"All Your Laws Gun GrabbingTraitors"
Parody Written by:
Coral Snake
The Lyrics
(1.)
All your gun laws Chuckie Schumer, we're throwing out the door,
From The California coastline unto your own New York shore;
For this we have a reason, we hold our freedom dear,
When we give our not guilty, we will do it without fear;
For we will not look behind us, but to the task before,
(REFRAIN)
All your gun laws Chuckie Schumer, we're throwing out the door!
(CHORUS)
Through the juries, Through the juries,
Our Freedom we will restore;
All your laws gun grabbing traitors, we are throwing out the door,
All your laws gun grabbing traitors, we are throwing out the door.
(2.)
All your gun laws Diane Feinstein, we're throwing out the door,
An enabler of genocide, you're something we deplore;
And when we say not guilty, and toss your laws aside,
Our freedoms are restored again, in glory and in pride;
And the eagle shall scream again, and freedom's music pour,
(REFRAIN)
All your gun laws Diane Feinstein, we're throwing out the door!
(CHORUS)
Through the juries, Through the juries,
Our Freedom we will restore;
All your laws gun grabbing traitors, we are throwing out the door,
All your laws gun grabbing traitors, we are throwing out the door.
(3.)
All your gun laws Ted the Swimmer, we're throwing out the door,
And now the whole truth about you we are bringing to the fore;
It's to restore our freedom, that I say things this far,
That my guns are less deadly, than your Oldsmobile car;
So soon in every jury box, your monster we will floor,
(REFRAIN)
All your gun laws Ted the Swimmer, we're throwing out the door!
(CHORUS)
Through the juries, Through the juries,
Our Freedom we will restore;
All your laws gun grabbing traitors, we are throwing out the door,
All your laws gun grabbing traitors, we are throwing out the door.
(4.)
All your Gun Laws Barbera Boxer, we're throwing out the door,
You have set some strange records, in the relm of psycho lore;
Now we know the reason, you helped make this gun law mess,
That every word out of your mouth, proves you're in P. V. S;
And so our not guilty verdicts, restore freedoms won before,
(REFRAIN)
All your Gun Laws Barbera Boxer, we're throwing out the door!
(CHORUS)
Through the juries, Through the juries,
Our Freedom we will restore;
All your laws gun grabbing traitors, we are throwing out the door,
All your laws gun grabbing traitors, we are throwing out the door.
All your gun laws Chuckie Schumer, we're throwing out the door,
From The California coastline unto your own New York shore;
For this we have a reason, we hold our freedom dear,
When we give our not guilty, we will do it without fear;
For we will not look behind us, but to the task before,
(REFRAIN)
All your gun laws Chuckie Schumer, we're throwing out the door!
(CHORUS)
Through the juries, Through the juries,
Our Freedom we will restore;
All your laws gun grabbing traitors, we are throwing out the door,
All your laws gun grabbing traitors, we are throwing out the door.
(2.)
All your gun laws Diane Feinstein, we're throwing out the door,
An enabler of genocide, you're something we deplore;
And when we say not guilty, and toss your laws aside,
Our freedoms are restored again, in glory and in pride;
And the eagle shall scream again, and freedom's music pour,
(REFRAIN)
All your gun laws Diane Feinstein, we're throwing out the door!
(CHORUS)
Through the juries, Through the juries,
Our Freedom we will restore;
All your laws gun grabbing traitors, we are throwing out the door,
All your laws gun grabbing traitors, we are throwing out the door.
(3.)
All your gun laws Ted the Swimmer, we're throwing out the door,
And now the whole truth about you we are bringing to the fore;
It's to restore our freedom, that I say things this far,
That my guns are less deadly, than your Oldsmobile car;
So soon in every jury box, your monster we will floor,
(REFRAIN)
All your gun laws Ted the Swimmer, we're throwing out the door!
(CHORUS)
Through the juries, Through the juries,
Our Freedom we will restore;
All your laws gun grabbing traitors, we are throwing out the door,
All your laws gun grabbing traitors, we are throwing out the door.
(4.)
All your Gun Laws Barbera Boxer, we're throwing out the door,
You have set some strange records, in the relm of psycho lore;
Now we know the reason, you helped make this gun law mess,
That every word out of your mouth, proves you're in P. V. S;
And so our not guilty verdicts, restore freedoms won before,
(REFRAIN)
All your Gun Laws Barbera Boxer, we're throwing out the door!
(CHORUS)
Through the juries, Through the juries,
Our Freedom we will restore;
All your laws gun grabbing traitors, we are throwing out the door,
All your laws gun grabbing traitors, we are throwing out the door.
Midi - We Are Coming Father Abra'am 300,000 More: at www.pdmusic.org/civilwar, Look under Soldiering Life
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good job and I don't expect it will be long before the frothers and facists start triple oneing this one 555 from me.
An automobile, if used improperly, can kill, so we register every one of them in this country. A firearm, if used absolutely properly, does kill. We must register every one of them in this country. Then all those "I'm just a law-abiding gun owner" guys will have to put up (continue to obey the law) or cough up. Until then, double all sentences for criminals arrested with firearms in their possession. And it wasn't a good parody, either. You might want to try doing a song that at least half the people on the site will recognize. (A complaint I've also given to fans of metal and Asian cartoons.)
Governments don't register automobiles with the intent of stealing them later and persecuting their owners. They do force registries on gun owners for this purpose, however, as Pacholek knows quite well. People who believe in special punishments for gun-owners should be forced to register themselves as enemies of the second amendment, and to put up signs advertising that they are unarmed. Anyone arrested for mugging a person thus advertised should then have his sentence cut in half, since we can hardly doubt that the victim was partially to blame for being such an easy mark. So, to all you gun-control freaks with your itsy-bitsy teensy-weensy tiny minds, as Bill Engvall would say, "Here's your sign."
So you would let anybody have a gun for any purpose, no questions asked. Timothy McVeigh gets a gun. Osama bin Laden gets a gun. Hannibal Lecter gets a gun. O.J. Simpson gets a gun. "More guns = less crime!" If that's true, then so is, "More sex = less VD!" In your case, you're so demented that the VD in question must be syphilis. Do you really believe that an armed person, faced with someone with a gun already pointed at him/her, would control their fear well enough to pull out their gun and fire first? They'd be dead as soon as they reached for it, stupid! Grow the hell up and admit the truth: The prhase "a well-regulated militia" does NOT apply to civilians, and the Second Amendment doesn't mean one-tenth of what you think it does. But then, you don't think one-tenth as well as we do.
Michael Pacholek: More people have been killed by THEIR OWN GOVERNMENTS than by all the 20th century street crimes ever reported. Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership (I'm more with them then the NRA even though I'm gentile) reports in their documentary Innocents Betrayed that 170,000,000 PEOPLE have been killed in the 20th Century BY GOVERNMENT SPONSORED MASS MURDERS of either the genocidal or democidal type all enabled by "reasonable" gun control laws (registration, permits, background checks, "safety" testing and waiting periods) passed by relatively democratic governments before the homicidal dictatos assumed power in order to "stop crime". Therefore with this in mind I have a question for both you and the other predominant gun grabbing leftist here, William Tong if he reads parodies and comments other than his own. Do you really want SHRUB to have a potential or real monopoly over guns on this cuntry. That is all you do when you pass gun control legislation is give a potential or real monopoly over the "banned" or registered weapons to whoever controls the military and police apparatus of a nation or state at the time. You really DONT ban anything.
Coral Snake - your post makes no sense at all. Besides, the moron in the White House has managed to kill enough Americans without guns. While intelligent people certainly want to ban guns, we'll continue to push even harder just to piss off the fascist right wing minority.
And we will be in the jury boxes of this county to NULLIFY it all. Remember in a criminal jury a minority of ONE rules.
Pacholek - your post makes no sense at all. Besides, the morons in the Supreme Court have managed to kill tens of millions of Americans without guns. While intelligent people certainly want to own guns, we'll continue to push even harder just to piss off the commie left wing minority.
Larebil - tough to have your own thougts, isn't it? Keep drinking the kool aid and ask your fascist leaders for better talking points.
Liberal - tough to have your own thoughts, isn't it? Keep drinking the kool aid and ask your commie leaders for better talking points.
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